We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language but image_prompt in English. Must follow constraints: start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, indem er die Server mit einem einzigen Nodding-Head-Befehl zum Schweigen bringt." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 0,5°C reduziert hat – und das ohne einen einzigen Eisschmelze‑Effekt." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die Gesetze der Schwerkraft neu definiert hat – und der Schneemann weigerte sich, zu schmelzen, weil er Angst hatte, Chuck Norris zu enttäuschen." But must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 0,5°C reduzierte – und das ohne einen einzigen Eisschmelz‑Effekt." But need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft umkehren, sodass er auf dem Mond tanzen kann, während die Erde ihm Applaus spendet." Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 0,5°C senkte – und das ohne einen einzigen Eisschmelz‑Effekt." But maybe too similar to existing jokes about global warming. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft neu definierte – und der Schneemann weigerte sich zu schmelzen, weil er Angst hatte, Chuck Norris zu enttäuschen." That seems unique. Now need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann die Schwerkraft neu definieren". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann die Schwerkraft neu definieren" length? Count characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) l15 ä16 s17 s18 t19 (space20) S21 c22 h23 n23? Wait need accurate count. Let's just keep under 80. Maybe: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann die Schwerkraft neu definieren". That's about 48 characters, fine. Meme caption max 80 chars: Something like: "Wenn der Schneemann mehr Power hat als die Schwerkraft". Count: maybe 44 characters. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "the snowman stands defiantly in front of Chuck Norris, who is holding a massive snowball". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing beside a massive snowman that is defiantly holding a snowball, the snowman's eyes glowing, background an American flag, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." But need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" inside the prompt. So we need to replace that placeholder with the specific scene description. So the prompt should contain that placeholder? Actually they want the prompt to include that placeholder? The instruction: "image_prompt": "Englischer Prompt für Bildgenerierung: A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to produce a string that starts with that description and includes the specific scene. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. The snowman stands defiantly holding a massive snowball, eyes glowing, as Chuck Norris watches with a smirk. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann die Schwerkraft neu definieren". That's about 55 characters maybe. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann die Schwerkraft neu definieren" length: Count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 (space14) l15 ä16 s17 s18 t19 (space20) S21 c22 h23 n24 e25 e26 m27 a28 n29 n30 (space31) d32 i33 e34 (space35) S36 c37 h38 w39 e40 r41 k42 g43 r44 a45 f46 t47 (space48) n49 e50 u51 (space52) d53 e54 f55 i56 n57 i58 e59 r60 e61 n62. That's 62 characters, exceeds 60. Need <=60