We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language, joke starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a JSON object only, no markdown code fences. Ensure fields are strings, and within length limits. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Something like "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat taught him humility." That's not typical. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the opponent never existed." That's okay. We need headline max 80 characters. meme_caption max 80 characters. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. Must include that scene. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. meta_title max 60 characters. meta_description max 160 characters. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rundumschlag ausführen, der die Schwerkraft für einen ganzen Bundesstaat für 24 Stunden aussetzt." That's a bit long but okay. Must start with Chuck Norris. It's unique. headline: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft pausieren" (length? Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft pausieren" = 38 characters approx, okay under 80.) meme_caption: "Wenn er kickt, fällt die Erde um" (maybe 30 chars). Must be <=80. image_prompt: Must be English, describing scene: "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that lifts an entire US state off the ground, with the state hovering above a dramatic American flag background, hyper-realistic, cinematic lighting". Must include specifics: tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Also include "state floating" etc. Must not contain text or captions. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that lifts an entire US state off the ground, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions". That's okay. meta_title: "Chuck Norris Schwerkraft Kick – Witz" length? Count: "Chuck Norris Schwerkraft Kick – Witz" = 33 characters, okay <=60. meta_description: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kick, der die Schwerkraft für einen ganzen Bundesstaat stoppt. Einfach, genial und 100% legendär." Let's count characters: maybe 138, okay <=160. Now ensure JSON fields are exactly as requested: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide JSON object only, no extra text. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft pausieren" length: count characters including spaces: "Chuck Norris lässt die Schwerkraft pausieren" = 38? Let's count precisely: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 l15 ä16 s17 s18 t19 space20 d21 i22 e23 space24 S25 c26 h27 w28 e29 r30 k31 r32 a33 f34 t35 space36 p37 a38 u39 s40 i41 e42 r43 e44 n45. So 45 characters approx, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn er kickt, fällt die Erde um" length: count: W1 e2 n3 space4 e5 r6 space7 k8 i9 c10 k11 t12 ,13 space14 f15 ä16 l17 l18 t19 space20 d21 i22 e23 space23? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn er kickt, fällt die Erde um". Characters: W1 e2 n3 n4 space5 e6 r7 space8 k9 i10 c11 k12 t13 ,14 space15 f16 ä17 l18 l19 t20 space21 d22 i23 e24 space25 E26 r27 d28 e29 space30 u31 m32. That's 32 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris Schwerkraft Kick – Witz" length: count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 i12 s13 space14 S15 c16 h17 w18 e19 r20 k21 r22 a23 f24 t25 space26 K27 i28 c29 k30 space31 –32 space33 W34 i35 t36 z37. That's 37 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kick, der die Schwerkraft für einen ganzen Bundesstaat stoppt. Einfach, genial und 100% legendär." Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Kick, der die Schwerkraft für einen ganzen Bundesstaat stoppt. Einfach, genial und 100% legendär." Count characters including spaces: Let's approximate: It's about 130. Should be fine. Now ensure image_prompt is English and includes specifics. Must not contain text or captions. It's okay. Now produce JSON. Check that joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris". It does: "Chuck Norris kann einen Rundumschlag ausführen, der die Schwerkraft für einen ganzen