We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique, no similar to existing jokes. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein in die Luft werfen und ihn dann wieder zurück in den Boden legen, ohne dass er jemals den Boden berührt." But must be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen und dabei die Temperatur im Raum um 10 Grad senken." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er ein einziges Mal die Sonne sieht." That might be okay. But must be unique and not similar to known jokes. Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Mund eines Fisches ziehen, ohne dass das Wasser nass wird." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen aus Eisen gießen und ihn dann als Türschwelle benutzen." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Blühen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht." That's typical. But must be unique. Let's think of a scenario: He once roundhouse kicked a horse so hard that it turned into a unicorn. That's known. Need something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneeball in die Sonne werfen und ihn zum Leuchten bringen, ohne dass er verbrennt." Hmm. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen und dabei die Temperatur im Raum um 10 Grad senken, ohne dass das Essen friert." That might be okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a more original: "Chuck Norris kann einen Pfirsich in ein Flugzeug starten und ihn zum Starten des Motors benutzen." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Sandwich in einer einzigen Runde durch die Luft werfen und dabei die Schwerkraft für 5 Sekunden aufheben." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a full sentence or multiple sentences? Probably a short joke. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Mund eines Fisches ziehen, ohne dass das Wasser nass wird." That's weird but maybe okay. But we need to be careful about uniqueness. Let's search memory: I haven't heard that exact joke. It's okay. Now we need headline max 80 characters. Something like "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Kaugummi-Trick". That's within 80. Meme caption max 80 characters: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis." That's okay. Image prompt: English description of a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "throwing a wad of gum at a fish in a pond". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a wad of gum aimed at a fish in a crystal-clear pond, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Fisch Trick – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Fisch Trick – Witz" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=1=>13, Kaugummi-Fisch(13?) Actually "Kaugummi-Fisch" is 13 inc hyphen? Let's count: K(1)a2u3g8u9m10m11i12-13F14i15s16c17h18 => 18 characters? Let's just approximate total length maybe 45. Should be okay. Meta description max 160 characters: Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen unmöglichen Kaugummi-Trick, der selbst Fische beeindruckt." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen unmöglichen Kaugummi-Trick, der selbst Fische beeindruckt." That's about 100 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Provide JSON object only. Check constraints: Must be in German for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_description? headline and meme_caption can be German, meta_title and meta_description likely English? The spec didn't specify language for meta fields, but they are SEO Title/Description; can be English or German. Probably German okay. But meta_title must be max 60 characters; we can keep English or German. Let's keep German: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Fisch Trick – Witz". That's German. Meta description max 160 characters German: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen unmöglichen Kaugummi-Trick, der selbst Fische beeindruckt." That's okay. Now ensure no markdown code block. Just plain JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Mund eines Fisches ziehen, ohne dass das Wasser nass wird.", "headline": "Der ultimative Roundhouse-Kaugummi-Trick", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris lächelt, schmilzt das Eis.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless