We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? The instruction says "Gib das Ergebnis im folgenden JSON-Format zurück (keine Markdown-Codeblöcke)". Provide JSON only. Must ensure fields obey length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Also image_prompt must be English prompt for image generation, describing scene from joke, with specifics. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic, typical Chuck Norris style. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object with those fields. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical but maybe not unique. Let's think of a fresh twist: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by blinking." Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with a single glance, and the cube thanks him." That's maybe not typical. Let's think of something with a twist: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run on water, and the horse asks for a ride." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi-Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the moon." That's creative. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Vulkankrater verwandeln, und der Kühlschrank dankt ihm." That's maybe too long. We need a concise joke text, but can be a sentence. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Flamingo-Feuerwerk verwandeln, und die Sonne applaudiert." That's whimsical. But must be typical Chuck Norris: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltraum kauen und dabei die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's okay. But need uniqueness. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaktus zum Tanzen bringen, indem er ihn mit einem einzigen Finger anrempelt." Hmm. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht." That's typical. But we need to avoid clichés. Let's produce something fresh: "Chuck Norris kann einen Pfadfinder-Knoten mit einem einzigen Blick entwirren, und der Knoten dankt ihm mit einem High-Five." That's creative. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi aus dem Weltall kauen und dabei die Zeit zurückspulen, sodass die Erde einen Tag jünger wird." That's maybe too long. Maybe simpler: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Feuerwerk aus Einhörnern verwandeln, und die Einhörner jubeln." That's whimsical. But we need to keep it concise enough for JSON fields. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Rundkick in ein Feuerwerk aus Einhörnern verwandeln, und die Einhörner jubeln." Check length: It's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Rundkick-Feuerwerk-Einhorn-Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Der ultimative Chuck Norris Rundkick-Feuerwerk-Einhorn-Witz" length? Let's approximate: "Der" (3) + space (1) =4, "ultimative" (9) =>13, space=14, "Chuck" (5)=>19, space=20, "Norris" (6)=>26, space=27, "Rundkick-Feuerwerk-Einhorn-Witz" (??). "Rundkick-Feuerwerk-Einhorn-Witz" length: "Rundkick" (8) + "-" (1)=9, "Feuerwerk" (9) =>18, "-" (1)=19, "Einhorn" (7)=>26, "-" (1)=27, "Witz" (4)=>31. So total approx 27+31=58? Actually we started at 27 after space, then add 31 =>58. So total ~58 characters, within 80. Good. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, blühen Einhörner". Count: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, blühen Einhörner" length: let's count: "Wenn"4, space1=5, "Chuck"5=10, space=11, "Norris"6=17, space=18, "lacht,"6 inc comma? "lacht," 5 letters + comma =6 =>24, space=25, "blühen"6 =>31, space=32, "Einhörner"9 =>41. So 41 characters, fine. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the specific scene: "Chuck Norris transforms a rainbow into a fireworks display of unicorns with a roundhouse kick". So the scene: "transforming a rainbow into a fireworks display of unicorns with a roundhouse kick". Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that turns a rainbow into a fireworks display of unicorns, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English, no extra text. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt Regenbogen in Einhorn-F