We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats. Provide image prompt in English describing scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's overused. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical. But need unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's typical but maybe okay. But we need unique, not repeating existing. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while riding a unicycle on the moon." That's maybe too long. We need to keep it concise but still funny. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." That's classic but maybe not unique enough? It's a known meme. Might be considered existing. We need to avoid similar formulations. Let's think of a new scenario: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a flaming meteor by blinking." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a flaming meteor by blinking." That's unique. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der ultimative Schneeflocken-Meteor". That's within 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Welt zum Feuerwerk". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description of scene from joke. Must include specifics: hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "blinking and a snowflake transforms into a flaming meteor". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a snowy mountain peak, blinking intensely as a snowflake in front of him transforms into a blazing meteor streaking across a dramatic sky, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocke zum Feuerball werden". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneeflocke zum Feuerball werden". That's 48? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)S19c20h21n22e23e24f25l26o27k28e29 (space30)z31u32m33 (space34)F35e36u37e38r39b40a41l42l43 (space44)w45e46r47d48e49n50. That's 50 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blink einen Schneeflocken-Meteor entstehen lässt – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blink einen Schneeflocken-Meteor entstehen lässt – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." That's maybe ~130. Should be fine. Now ensure JSON fields are exactly as required: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Provide JSON without markdown code block. Make sure no extra fields. Provide valid JSON. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Our headline "Der ultimative Schneeflocken-Meteor" length? Count: D1e2r3 (space4)u5l6t7i8m9a10t11i12v13e14 (space15)S16c17h18n19e20e21f22l23o24k25e26n27-28M29e30t31e32o33r34. That's 34 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. Our caption "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Welt zum Feuerwerk". Count: W1e2n3 (space4)C5h6u7c8k9 (space10)N11o12r13r14i14? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird die Welt zum Feuerwerk". Let's count characters including spaces: W1 e2 n3 n4 (space5) C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 (space11) N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 (space18) b19 l20 i21 n22 z23 e24 l25 t26 ,27 (space28) w29 i30 r31 d32 (space33) d34 i35 e36 (space37) W38 e39 l40 t41 (space42) z43 u44 m45 (space46) F47 e48 u49 e50 r51 w52 e53 r54 k55. That's 55 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters, we have 50, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters, we have maybe ~130, okay. Now ensure image_prompt is