We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic, typical. Must avoid repeats, clichés, etc. Provide unique scenario. We need to ensure headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars, meta_title <=60 chars, meta_description <=160 chars. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide a unique scenario. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: maybe about him coding in binary, or about his beard controlling weather, or about him being the reason for the internet's creation, or about him playing chess with himself, or about him using a calculator to compute pi. We need to avoid typical jokes like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero". So we need something fresh. Idea: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, but the cat ended up teaching him how to purr in binary." That's maybe too weird. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS, but the GPS asked for directions from him." That's typical. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris's beard is so powerful it can shave itself." That's typical. We need unique: maybe about him being the only person who can successfully use a flip phone without losing signal, or about him inventing the concept of "Ctrl+Alt+Del" as a martial arts move. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a time-traveling café, but the barista asked for his order in the year 3000, and Chuck Norris replied 'Just a black coffee, no cream, no sugar, no time.'" But need to start with Chuck Norris. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a haiku about his own beard, but the haiku spontaneously turned into a sonnet that won a Nobel Prize in Literature." But we need to keep it concise. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a selfie stick to take a picture of himself from the future, but the camera refused because it couldn't handle such paradoxical awesomeness." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a roundworm to do a roundhouse kick, but the worm simply turned around and kicked the universe." That's typical. We need something fresh: maybe about him being the only person who can successfully use a vending machine without inserting money, because the machine just gives him whatever he wants. Or about him being the only person who can successfully complete a Sudoku puzzle using only his tears. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded, but the cube solved itself and thanked him for the workout." That's maybe okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat typical jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a pizza with extra cheese, but the pizza delivered itself to his house before he even placed the order." That's typical. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, but the calculator gave up and started counting backwards." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a program that could predict the future, but the program only outputted 'Chuck Norris' in every line." But that's typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a mirror to check his hair, but the mirror shattered because it couldn't handle such flawless reflection." That's typical. We need something more original: maybe about his beard being a separate entity that runs for president. Or about him being the only person who can successfully use a flip phone without losing signal because the signal bows to him. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a flip phone to call his future self, but the call connected instantly because time itself respects his schedule." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's write: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do a roundhouse kick, but the snowflake simply melted and declared itself a fan of his sense of humor." That's maybe okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat typical jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a pizza with no toppings, but the pizza delivered a lecture on minimalism and awarded him a gold star." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a vending machine to get a snack, but the machine gave him a free lifetime supply of confidence instead." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise and funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a self-checkout lane at a grocery store, but the scanner recognized him and automatically rang up a discount for the entire universe." That's unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a self-checkout lane at a grocery store, but the scanner recognized him and automatically rang up a discount for the entire universe." That's okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Self-Checkout Discount Shocks the Universe". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris' Self-Checkout Discount Shocks the Universe" length: count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12'13 (space14)S15e16l17f18-19C20h21e22c23k24o25u26t27 (space28)D29i30s31c32o33u34n35t36 (space37)S38h39o40c41k42s43 (space44)t45h46e47 (space48)U49n50i51v52e53r54s55e56. That's 56 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "When the scanner bows to Chuck Norris". Count: "When the scanner bows to Chuck Norris" length: 33 characters, okay. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris standing confidently at a futuristic self-checkout lane, scanning a glowing barcode that emits golden light, with a holographic discount sign floating above. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag