We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Constraints: joke_text must be a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris" or mentioning him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering, no clichés. Must be creative. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, image_prompt must be English description for image generation, include specifics. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Should include a specific scene from the joke. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to ensure fields are properly quoted. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's a classic but maybe overused. Need unique. Could do something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, swallowing the entire internet." That's unique. But must be in German, start with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er die Schwerkraft umkehrt und alle Computer gleichzeitig abstürzen lässt." That's okay. But need to be unique, not typical. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard. Or Chuck Norris can make a coffee that gives infinite energy. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Regenbogen zum Schweigen bringen, sodass niemand mehr über Farben streiten kann." But need to be more classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrt und das Klima auf 25°C runterkühlt." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Daumen einen complete DNS-Eintrag ändern, sodass das Internet plötzlich nur noch aus Katzenbildern besteht." But need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er dabei die Zeit um 5 Minuten vorwärts spult, ohne dass jemand es merkt." But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Fingerzeig benutzen, um das Wetter umzukehren, sodass plötzlich nur noch Sommer in der Antarktis ist." Let's choose something that fits image: maybe "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er einen Vulkan zum Ausbruch bringt, der dann einen Regenbogen erzeugt." But need to be unique. Let's produce: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Computer-Bug so fixen, dass das Programm plötzlich selbständig einen Kaffee bestellt." Ok. Now we need to produce fields: joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. headline: short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. We must ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Daumen einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass er dabei die Zeit um fünf Minuten vorwärts spult, ohne dass jemand es merkt." Check length? Not required but fine. headline: maybe "Zeitkontrolle durch Kaugummi" (19 chars). Under 80. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, fliegt die Uhr rückwärts!" (38 chars). Under 80. image_prompt: Must be English, describing scene: "Chuck Norris, a tough legendary action hero in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, chewing a bright pink bubblegum that creates a visible ripple in time, set against a dramatic cinematic background with an American flag, hyper-realistic, action movie poster style, dramatic lighting." But need to include specific scene from the joke: "chewing a bright pink bubblegum that creates a visible ripple in time". That's fine. Make sure no text or captions in image. So just description. Now meta_title: maybe "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Zeitreise Witz - Lustige Memes". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Zeitreise Witz - Lustige Memes" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kaugummi(8)=21, space=22, Zeitreise(9)=31, space=32, Witz(4)=36, space=37, -(1)=38, space=39, Lustige(7)=46, space=47, Memes(5)=52. So 52 chars, under 60. meta_description: maybe "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über Zeitreisen mit Kaugummi – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über Zeitreisen mit Kaugummi – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Let's count roughly: Entdecke(8) + space=9, den(3)=12, space=13, ultimativen(10)=23, space=24, Chuck(5)=29, space=30, Norris(6)=36, space=37, Witz(4)=41, space=42, über(4)=46, space=47, Zeitreisen(10)=57, space=58, mit(3)=61, space=62, Kaugummi(8)=70, space=71, – (1?) maybe dash counts as char, but okay, space after? Let's just keep under 160. It's fine. Now ensure JSON format: no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure to escape any double quotes inside strings? JSON strings must escape double quotes. Our strings contain double quotes? No. They contain apostrophes? Not needed. They contain