We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt in English describing scene, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension of time, causing his watch to run backwards." That might be too long. Must be concise but funny. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" in the joke_text. Could be: "Chuck Norris can sneeze and create a new continent." That's classic but maybe not unique. Let's think of something fresh: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers the entire US grid for a week." Hmm. We need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can single‑handedly rewrite the laws of physics by raising his eyebrow." That's unique. But must be in German. So: "Chuck Norris kann durch ein einziges Augenzwinkern die Gesetze der Physik neu schreiben." That's okay. But we need to be careful: The joke_text should be the full joke text, presumably a sentence or short paragraph. Should start with "Chuck Norris". So we can write: "Chuck Norris kann durch ein einziges Augenzwinkern die Gesetze der Physik neu schreiben und dabei gleichzeitig einen Kaffee kochen, der die Welt umrunden kann." That's a bit long but okay. We need headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars. Provide them. Image prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then include "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" in the prompt. So we need to embed that placeholder? The example: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Thus we need to produce an English prompt that includes that placeholder? Probably we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with the specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris raises an eyebrow while a coffee brews in mid-air". So the prompt should be: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris raises an eyebrow while a coffee brews in mid-air. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris Augenzwinkern Physik Gesetz – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Augenzwinkern Physik Gesetz – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=1=>13, Augenzwinkern(12)=>25, space=1=>26, Physik(6)=>32, space=1=>33, Gesetz(6)=>39, space=1=>40, – (dash) maybe 1 =>41, space=1=>42, Witz(4)=>46. So 46 chars, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein Augenzwinkern die Physik neu definiert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein Augenzwinkern die Physik neu definiert – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now headline max 80 chars: Something like "Wenn ein Augenzwinkern die Physik neu schreibt". Count: "Wenn ein Augenzwinkern die Physik neu schreibt" length: Wenn(4)+space=1=>5, ein(3)=>8, space=1=>9, Augenzwinkern(12)=>21, space=1=>22, die(3)=>25, space=1=>26, Physik(6)=>32, space=1=>33, neu(3)=>36, space=1=>37, schreibt(7)=>44. So 44 chars, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: Something like "Ein Augenzwinkern, das die Welt neu ordnet". Count: Ein(3)+space=1=>4, Augenzwinkern(12)=>16, space=1=>17, das(3)=>20, space=1=>21, Welt(4)=>25, space=1=>26, neu(3)=>29, space=1=>30, ordnet(6)=>36. So 36 chars, okay. Now joke_text must be the full joke. Let's craft a concise but funny joke: "Chuck Norris kann durch ein einziges Augenzwinkern die Gesetze der Physik neu schreiben und gleichzeitig einen Kaffee kochen, der die Erde umrunden kann." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think if any known joke similar: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" is known. "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension" is known. Our joke about rewriting physics with an eyebrow and coffee is maybe unique. Make sure it's in German, starts with "Chuck Norris". Good. Now produce JSON with fields. Check constraints: No markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Make sure each field is a string, no extra fields. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann durch ein einziges Augenzwinkern die Gesetze der Phys