We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common, but maybe we can do something else. Must be unique. Let's create a new one: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve a Sudoku puzzle in a single second, and the computer then asks him for a coffee." That might be okay but maybe too modern. Let's think of something classic: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, and people born after it are automatically certified as elite agents." That's a bit creative. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Provide a joke_text that is a full sentence. Example: "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics with a single glance, causing gravity to bow down and apologize for ever existing." That's a bit generic. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously training a herd of wild mustangs to perform synchronized swimming." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can bench press a mountain, and the mountain thanks him with a standing ovation." That's okay. But must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara and it never melts because it's made of pure willpower." That's okay. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello, World!' program into a world‑dominating AI that forces all computers to bow before his command." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's pick a specific scenario: "Chuck Norris can single‑handedly win a game of chess against an AI supercomputer by moving the pieces with his eyebrows." That's unique. Let's craft a joke_text: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his beard, and the numbers rearrange themselves to spell his name in binary." That's creative. But need to be a single joke text, not too long. Let's keep it concise: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle with a single glance, and the numbers bow down and thank him for the solution." That's okay. But maybe we can make it more classic: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the universe politely asks for forgiveness." That's a known joke but maybe too common. We need unique. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers a city for a week." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can brew a cup of coffee so potent that the steam writes a bestselling novel on the walls of the café." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple paperclip into a sword that can cut through the fabric of reality, and the paperclip thanks him for the upgrade." That's unique. Let's decide on a final joke_text: "Chuck Norris can turn a paperclip into a sword that slices through reality, and the paperclip bows in gratitude." That's concise and unique. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und der magische Papierclip". That's German, 27 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn der Papierclip mehr Power hat als du!" That's 31 characters. Image prompt: English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. So: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He holds a gleaming paperclip transformed into a sword, slicing through a rippling reality veil, with a faint glow of shattered dimensions behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed that in the JSON field "image_prompt". Must be English. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Paperclip Sword Meme – Lustiger Klassiker". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Paperclip Sword Meme – Lustiger Klassiker". That's 53 characters maybe. Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)P14a15p16e17r18c19l20i21p22 (space23)S24w25o26r27d28 (space29)M30e31m32e33 (space34)–35 (space36)L37u38s39t40i41g42e43r44 (space45)K46l47a48s49s50i51k52e53r54. That's 54 characters. Under 60, okay. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen magischen Papierclip, der zur Realitätsschneidemaschine wird – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz über einen magischen Papierclip, der zur Realitätsschneidemaschine wird – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts