We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Must be in German. Joke must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. We need to produce a single JSON object. No markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's English. In German: "Chuck Norris kann durch Null teilen." But that's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schachzug gemacht, der den Schachcomputer Deep Blue zum Weinen brachte." Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris hat das Internet erfunden, aber nur, um seine eigenen Roundhouse Kicks zu streamen." That's maybe known. We need something unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er später 'Gummitopia' nannte." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So start with "Chuck Norris ..." The joke_text should be a full sentence or short paragraph. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er später 'Gummitopia' nannte, wo alle Gesetze nur aus Kaugummi‑Zetteln bestehen." That's a bit long but okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Kaugummi‑Kontinent". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". That's under 80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe scene: hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed "Chuck Norris chews a gum, and a new continent rises from the gum, forming a land called Gummitopia". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a newly formed continent made of pink bubblegum, with a massive pink bubblegum continent floating in the background, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Keep within typical length. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Kaugummi‑Kontinent – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kaugummi‑Kontinent – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, erschafft(8)=21, space=22, Kaugummi‑Kontinent(16?) Let's count: Kaugummi (7) + hyphen? Actually "Kaugummi‑Kontinent" includes hyphen and maybe special char. Let's approximate: "Kaugummi‑Kontinent" length 15? Let's just keep under 60. Maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft Kaugummi‑Kontinent – Witz" is about 45-48. Should be fine. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Kaugummi‑Kontinent, den er aus einem Kaugummi erschafft." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck‑Norris‑Witz über einen Kaugummi‑Kontinent, den er aus einem Kaugummi erschafft." That's maybe ~115. Good. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: No repeated jokes. This is unique. No profanity. No politics. No real suffering. Good. Now produce JSON. Make sure headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft einen Kaugummi‑Kontinent" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 erschafft(8)=21 space=22 einen(5)=27 space=28 Kaugummi‑Kontinent(??) let's count characters: Kaugummi (7) hyphen? Actually "Kaugummi‑Kontinent" includes hyphen and maybe special char. Let's approximate 15. So total ~43. Under 80. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, entsteht ein neuer Kontinent". Count: Wenn(4) space=5 Chuck(5)=10 space=11 Norris(6)=17 space=18 kaut,(5)=23 space=24 entsteht(7)=31 space=32 ein(3)=35 space=36 neuer(5)=41 space=42 Kontinent(9)=51. Under 80. Image prompt: Must be English, include specific scene. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing on a newly formed continent made entirely of pink bubble‑gum, with massive pink gum landforms rising behind him, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. Now meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kaugummi‑Kontinent – Witz". Count characters: Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris erschafft Kaugummi‑Kontinent – Witz". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 w10 i11 s12 space13 e14 r15 s16 s17 c18 h19 a20 f21 t22 space23 K24 a25 u26 g27 u28 m29 m30 i31 ‑ (hyphen) maybe counts as char 32 K33 o34 n35 t