We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. We need to craft a joke text, headline (max 80 chars), meme caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation), meta_title (max 60 chars), meta_description (max 160 chars). Provide JSON only, no extra text. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can make the impossible possible by just blinking." Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with a portrait of himself." Or "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by looking at it." Must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by looking at it." That's a bit generic but okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a round square by simply drawing it." That's classic but maybe not unique. Let's think of something more original: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by breathing on it." That is unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by breathing on it." That is a unique ability. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt tote Batterien wieder lebendig werden". That's German, includes Chuck Norris. Must be <=80 chars. Count: "Chuck Norris lässt tote Batterien wieder lebendig werden" length? Let's count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17t18 (space19)t20o21t22e23 (space24)B25a26t27t28e29r30i31e32n33 (space34)w35i36e37d38e39r40 (space41)w42i43e43d44e45r46 (space47)w48i49e50d51e52 (space53)s54i55c56h57 (space58)w59i60e61d62e63r64 (space65)b66e67l68e69b70e71n72. That's about 72 characters, okay. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn die Stromversorgung auf Chuck Norris trifft". Count: "Wenn die Stromversorgung auf Chuck Norris trifft" length? Let's count: W1e2n3 (space4)d5i6e7 (space8)S9t10r11o12m13v14e15r16s17o18r19u20n21g22 (space23)a24u25f26 (space27)C28h29u30c31k32 (space33)N34o35r36r37i38s39 (space40)t41r42e43f44t45. That's 45 characters, okay. Image prompt: English description for image generation. Must include specific scene from the joke. The joke: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery charge itself just by breathing on it." So scene: Chuck Norris breathing on a dead battery, which starts glowing and charging. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include that scene. Also mention "No text, no captions." Provide prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, breathing on a dead AA battery that starts glowing and charging, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster". Must be within the field. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt tote Batterien wieder lebendig". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt tote Batterien wieder lebendig". Let's count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17t18 (space19)t20o21t22e23 (space24)B25a26t27t28e28? Wait need recount precisely. Let's just craft shorter: "Chuck Norris belebt tote Batterien". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11s12 (space13)b14e15l16e17b18t19 (space20)t21o22t23e24 (space24?) Actually let's count properly: "Chuck Norris belebt tote Batterien". Characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 s12 (space13) b14 e15 l16 e17 b18 t19 (space20) t21 o22 t23 e24 (space25) B26 a27 t28 t29 e30 r31 i32 e33 n34. That's 34 characters, well under 60. Good. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über das Wunder, tote Batterien durch Atemluft wieder zu laden – perfekt für Memes und mehr." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris