We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide a headline up to 80 characters, meme caption up to 80 characters, image prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc, with specific scene from the joke. Provide meta title up to 60 characters, meta description up to 160 characters. We must ensure JSON format, no extra text, no markdown fences. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, and the universe still apologizes." But need to be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, but the cat ended up teaching him how to purr." That might be okay but maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it, because even snow respects his chill." Hmm. We need something that starts with "Chuck Norris". Let's do: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube thanks him afterward." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration, impossible feats, invincibility. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only splits the atom but also splits the concept of time, causing a Monday to become a Friday." That's too abstract. Let's craft a concrete scenario: "Chuck Norris can lift a car with one hand, but he only does it to use it as a coffee table for his morning espresso." That's okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight; the calendar surrendered and now every date ends with a roundhouse kick." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris challenged a calendar to a fight; the calendar surrendered and now every date ends with a roundhouse kick." That's a joke. Now we need fields: joke_text: the full joke text. Should be the joke itself, maybe including the setup and punchline. Should start with "Chuck Norris". So we can write: "Chuck Norris challenged a calendar to a fight; the calendar surrendered and now every date ends with a roundhouse kick." headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Kalender kämpft mit Roundhouse-Kick". That's German, under 80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn der Kalender keine Chance hat". Under 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick to a calendar page that bursts into flames". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, delivering a roundhouse kick to a calendar page that bursts into flames, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris vs. Kalender – Roundhouse-Kick". Count characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Kalender – Roundhouse-Kick" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, vs.(3)=16, space=17, space? Actually "vs." is 3 inc period, then space =? Let's just craft shorter: "Chuck Norris vs. Kalender – Roundhouse". That's maybe 30 chars. Must be <=60. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem ein Kalender von einem legendären Roundhouse-Kick getroffen wird. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: let's approximate under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Check constraints: No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Make sure no duplicate jokes. This is unique. Check that headline <=80 characters. "Kalender kämpft mit Roundhouse-Kick" length: let's count: Kalender(8) space=9, kämpft(6)=15, space=16, mit(3)=19, space=20, Roundhouse-Kick(15?) Actually "Roundhouse-Kick" is 15 inc hyphen? Let's count: R1 o2 u3 n4 d5 h6 o7 u8 s9 e10 -11 K12 i13 c14 k15. So total 20? Wait we need to recount: "Kalender kämpft mit Roundhouse-Kick". Characters: K1 a2 l3 e4 n5 d6 e7 r8 (8) space9 k10 ä11 m12 p13 f14 t15 space16 m17 i18 t19 space20 R21 o22 u23 n24 d25 h26 o27 u28 s29 e30 -31 K32 i33 c34 k35. So total 35 characters, well under 80. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn der Kalender keine Chance hat" length: Wenn(4) space5 der6 space7 Kalender8 space9 keine10 space11 Chance12 space13 hat14 => 14 characters, fine. Image prompt must be English and include scene. Ensure no extra text. Meta title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris vs. Kalender – Roundhouse". Count: Chuck(5) space6 Norris(12) space13 vs.(16) space17 space?