We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single joke. Provide fields accordingly. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters. meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke: something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, but the calculator exploded because it realized it couldn't handle such power." That's okay. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could start with "Chuck Norris..." Provide a scenario. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch the moon, and the moon now orbits Earth just to avoid his glare." That's okay. But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel; the calendar surrendered and now every date ends with a roundhouse kick." That's classic. But need to be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a joke so funny that the punchline caused the universe to reboot, but he settled for a simple wink." That's okay. But need to be classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups; now every snowstorm ends with a perfect 360-degree spin." That's okay. But need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS to find the center of the universe; the device exploded because it couldn't compute his location." That's okay. But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance; now every desert has a rhythm of roundhouse kicks." That's okay. But need to be more concrete. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a black hole; the barista said 'no room for cream, but we can make an exception for you'." That's okay. But maybe too weird. Let's pick something: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a rubber duck to do push-ups; now every bathtub ends with a splash of victory." That's okay. But need to start with Chuck Norris. Ok final joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a rubber duck to do push-ups; now every bathtub ends with a splash of victory." That's a bit short but okay. But need to be more elaborate. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a rubber duck to do push-ups; now every bathtub ends with a splash of victory, and the duck demands a roundhouse kick for overtime." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's craft final joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a rubber duck to do push-ups; now every bathtub ends with a splash of victory, and the duck demands a roundhouse kick for overtime." That's okay. Now headline: maybe "Der Gummienteil dreht Durch". Must be <=80 chars. Let's make "Der Gummienteil dreht Durch – Chuck Norris im Bad". That's 45 chars. Meme caption: "Wenn das Bad mehr Power hat als dein Workout". That's 44 chars. Image prompt: English description of scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris teaching a rubber duck to do push-ups in a bathtub, water splashing, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" inside the prompt. So we need to embed that phrase? Actually they wrote: "A hyper-realistic portrait ... [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster..." So we need to include that placeholder? Probably we need to replace it with the specific scene from the joke. So we can write: "Chuck Norris teaching a rubber duck to do push-ups in a bathtub". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris teaching a rubber duck to do push-ups in a bathtub. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That's fine. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Bad-Witz: Gummienteil macht Push-Ups". That's 53 chars. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Gummienteil, der Push-Ups macht – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's 119 chars. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly as requested. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der Gummienteil dreht Durch – Chuck Norris im Bad". Count characters including spaces: D(1) e2 r3 ... Let's count precisely: "Der Gummienteil dreht Durch – Chuck Norris im Bad". Let's count: D1 e2 r3 (space4) G5 u6 m7 m8 i9 e10 n11 t12 e13 i14 l15 (space16) d17 r18 e19 h20 t21 (space22) D23 u24 r25 c26 h27 (space28) – (maybe counts as char) 29 (space30) C31 h32 u33 c34 k35 (space36) N37 o38 r39 r40 i41 s42 (space43) i44 m45 (space46) B47 a48 d49. So about 49 characters, okay. Meme caption max 80 characters: "Wenn das Bad mehr Power hat als dein Workout". Count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) d5 a6 s7 (space8) B9 a10 d11 (space12) m13 e14 h15 r16 (space17