We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, but image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must not be offensive. Must be unique. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints. - headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption max 80 characters. - meta_title max 60 characters. - meta_description max 160 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene from the joke, with specifics. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something like: "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." But need unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also known. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without miracles." But need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking." That's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. Should be the joke itself, maybe a short sentence. Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by blinking." That's the joke. headline: short heading max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer über Sarkasmus nachdenken". That's 44 characters maybe. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code ernst." That's maybe 45 characters. image_prompt: English prompt describing the scene. Must include specifics: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene from the joke: maybe "He is winking at a glowing computer screen displaying sarcastic text, with an American flag background." Must be English, no text or captions. Must be hyper-realistic action movie poster style. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, winking at a glowing computer screen displaying sarcastic text, American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." But we must avoid including the joke text inside the image prompt? It's okay to mention "glowing computer screen displaying sarcastic text". That's fine. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer über Sarkasmus nachdenken". That's 48 characters maybe. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blinkmoment die Logik von Computern durcheinanderwirbelt. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blinkmoment die Logik von Computern durcheinanderwirbelt. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe ~130 characters, okay. Now ensure no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be fine. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as required: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "meta_description". Ensure JSON is valid, no trailing commas. Let's craft values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer Sarkasmus verstehen, nur indem er blinzelt." headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer über Sarkasmus nachdenken" meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris blinzelt, wird der Code ernst" image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, winking at a glowing computer screen displaying sarcastic text, American flag background, dramatic cinematic lighting, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer über Sarkasmus nachdenken" But meta_title must be max 60 chars. Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Computer über Sarkasmus nachdenken" length? Count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5 + space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space=18, "Computer"8 =>26, space=27, "über"4 =>31, space=32, "Sarkasmus"9 =>41, space=42, "nachdenken"10 =>52. So 52 characters, okay. meta_description max 160 chars. Let's craft: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blinkmoment die Logik von Computern durcheinanderwirbelt – perfekt für einen echten Lacher!" Count roughly: Let's count characters: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Blinkmoment die Logik von Computern durcheinanderwirbelt – perfekt für einen echten Lacher!" Let's count: "Ein"3 + space1=4 "klassischer"11 =>15 space=16 "Chuck"5 =>21 space=22 "Norris"6 =>28 space=29 "Witz,"5 =>34 space=35 "bei"3 =>38 space=39 "dem"3 =>42 space=43 "ein"3 =>46 space=47 "einziger"8 =>55 space=56 "Blinkmoment"