We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. We must create a classic Chuck Norris joke in German, unique, starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. We need to ensure each field respects length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to produce JSON without markdown code blocks. We need to include image_prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc., with specific scene from the joke. Let's craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants." That's also common. We need something unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where he is always right." Or "Chuck Norris can program the universe's source code with a single blink." Let's think: Something like "Chuck Norris can fix a broken clock by simply looking at it." That's also common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with the concept of time; time now fears to hide." That's creative. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kaffeebecher mit einem einzigen Blick in einen vollen Kaffeebecher verwandeln – und der Kaffee ist immer perfekt gebrüht." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kaffeebecher mit einem einzigen Blick in einen vollen Kaffeebecher verwandeln – und der Kaffee ist immer perfekt gebrüht." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a more classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's also common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by thinking about summer." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough for joke_text maybe moderate length. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kaffeebecher mit einem einzigen Blick in einen vollen Kaffeebecher verwandeln – und der Kaffee schmeckt immer nach Sieg." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not repeating existing jokes. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kaffeebecher mit einem einzigen Blick in einen vollen Kaffeebecher verwandeln – und der Kaffee ist immer perfekt gebrüht." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". In German, we can write "Chuck Norris kann..." That's fine. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single string. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt leeren Becher in vollen Kaffee". That's under 80. meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kaffee macht, gibt es keine Pause." That's under 80. image_prompt: English prompt describing hyper-realistic portrait etc., with specific scene from the joke. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a description of the scene from the joke. For our joke, the scene could be "staring at an empty coffee mug and turning it into a full one". So we can write: "staring at an empty coffee mug and turning it into a full one with a single glance". So the image_prompt should be something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. staring at an empty coffee mug and turning it into a full one with a single glance. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaffee-Mirakel – Lustiger Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kaffee-Mirakel – Lustiger Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kaffee-Mirakel(13?) Actually "Kaffee-Mirakel" is 13 inc hyphen? Let's count precisely: K(1)a2f3f4e5-(6)M7i8r9a10k11e12l13. So after space we have 13 characters, plus preceding space? Let's just approximate total length maybe 45. Should be under 60. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Kaffeebezug – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's approximate <160. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code fences. We must output only JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen leeren Kaffeebecher mit einem einzigen Blick in einen vollen Kaffeebecher verwandeln – und der Kaffee schmeckt immer nach Sieg.", "headline": "Chuck Norris verwandelt leeren Becher in vollen Kaffee", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kaffee macht, gibt es keine Pause.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. staring at an empty coffee mug and turning it into a full one with a single glance. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris Kaffee-Mirakel – Lustiger Witz", "meta_description": "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seinen legendären Kaffeebezug – perfekt