We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, but image_prompt must be English. Must avoid repetition, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be classic style. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to produce a single JSON object (no markdown code block). Must follow constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay but we need unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to roundhouse kick a black hole, and it apologized for existing." That's a bit new. Must be in German. Joke_text: full joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kreisel so stark drehen, dass die Erde einen Tag lang in die falsche Richtung rotiert – und er hat immer noch Zeit für einen Kaffee." That might be too long but okay. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann anfing, ihm Befehle zu gehorchen, weil er dachte, er sei der Boss des Winters." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überlagern." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not a known joke. Let's think of something about "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door". That's known. Let's create something about "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it". That's unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann zum Schmelzen bringen, nur indem er ihn anschaut – und danach wird das Wetter im Sommer nie wieder dieselbe." But need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Zeit zum Stocken bringt – und danach ist das Kaugummi noch süßer als jede Legende." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kreisel zu stoppen, aber der Kreisel hat sich entschieden, ihn zu umarmen, weil er Angst hatte, dass Chuck Norris ihn zu stark drehen könnte." Ok, maybe we can do: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneesturm mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag zum Tanzen bringen – und danach fällt nur noch Konfetti." But must be unique. Let's decide on a specific scenario: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann so stark anschauen, dass er anfängt, ihm Befehle zu geben, und der Schneemann gehorcht – bis er schmilzt, weil er zu viel Autorität nicht vertragen kann." Ok. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann Befehle erteilen". That's 38 chars. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn der Schneemann gehorcht – Chuck Norris im Winter". That's 49 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stares at a snowman that is bowing before him". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris staring intensely at a snowman that is bowing before him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Schneemann Befehl – Lustiger Witz". That's 44 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz: Ein Schneemann gehorcht seiner strengeren Blick – und wird zum Winterboss." That's 119 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra text. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: No markdown code block, just raw JSON. Now verify each field length: - headline: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann Befehle erteilen" length count: characters including spaces? Let's count: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)S19c20h21n22e23e24m25a26n27n28 (space29)B30e31f32e33h34l35e36 (space37)e38r39e40i40t41e42n43. Actually need accurate count but likely under 80. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt Schneemann Befehle erteilen" Count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 (space6) N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 (space13) l14 ä15 s16 t17 (space18) S19 c20 h21 n22 e23 e24 m25 a26 n27 n28 (space29) B30 e31 f32 e33 h34 l35 e36 (space37) e38 r39 e40 i41 t42 e43 n44 So 44 characters, okay. - meme_caption: "Wenn der Schneemann gehorcht – Chuck Norris im Winter". Count: Let's count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) d5 e6 r7 (space8) S9 c10 h11 n12 e13 e14 m15 a16 n17 n18 (space19) g20 e21 h