We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? Probably yes. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Also image_prompt must be English description of scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not contain text or captions in image prompt. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Avoid cliches. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is unique. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common, avoid. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." That's maybe new. Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving." That might be okay. But need to be unique. Let's think: Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve impossible feats, exaggeration, and referencing roundhouse kicks, time, math, etc. We need something unique. Potential joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear just by breathing on it." That's maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick that reaches the next galaxy." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to write a joke about himself without using any code." That's meta. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text must be a full joke, maybe a short paragraph. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates a new prime number every time, and the prime number will always be divisible by the number of times he has done it." That's a bit mathy. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle using only his beard." That's unique. But need to be classic style: maybe "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' into a universe‑ending explosion with a single keystroke." That's okay. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number every time, and the prime number will always be divisible by the number of times he has done it." That's a bit complex but maybe okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee that instantly ages a person by one year just by looking at it." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's not too similar to known jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller novel in a single breath, and every copy automatically becomes a bestseller the moment it's opened." That's unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce a joke_text that is a single sentence or short paragraph. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number every time, and the prime number will always be divisible by the number of times he has done it." That's a bit forced. Maybe better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously teaching a class on quantum physics." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee that instantly ages a person by one year just by looking at it." That's a bit similar to some jokes but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a black hole that swallows the entire internet with a single keystroke." That's unique. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello World' program into a black hole that swallows the entire internet with a single keystroke." That's a classic style. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text. Should be in German? The instruction says "Schreibe auf Deutsch". So the joke_text should be German. But the joke itself is about Chuck Norris, but we can write the joke in German. Eg: "Chuck Norris kann ein simples 'Hello World'‑Programm mit einem einzigen Tastendruck in ein schwarzes Loch verwandeln, das das gesamte Internet verschluckt." That's German. But the instruction: "Der Witz sollte lustig, einzigartig und typisch Chuck Norris sein." So we can write the joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". So we can write: "Chuck Norris kann ein simples 'Hello World'‑Programm mit einem einzigen Tastendruck in ein schwarzes Loch verwandeln, das das gesamte Internet verschluckt." That's German. Now headline: short headline max 80 chars, German? Probably German. Provide a short headline summarizing the joke. Eg: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Code in kosmisches Black Hole". That's under 80 chars. meme_caption: Bildunterschrift max 80 chars, German, maybe a punchy tagline. Eg: "Wenn Code zum Weltuntergang wird – Chuck Norris style". That's under 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Must be English. Must include specific scene from the joke. The scene: "turning a simple 'Hello World' program into a black hole that swallows the entire internet with a single keystroke". So we need to embed that scene description in English. The prompt should be something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that transforms a glowing 'Hello World' code screen into a swirling black hole swallowing the internet, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." Must not contain text or captions. So we must avoid any text in the image. But we can describe the scene. The prompt must be English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars, probably German? Could be English? Probably German. Must be <=60 chars. Eg: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Code in Black Hole – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Code in Black Hole – Witz" length: count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6=12