We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often have absurd exaggeration: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need a new one. Something like: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick to the past." Let's think of a unique one. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That's known? There's a known joke: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That might be existing. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse jump over a cloud." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a fireworks display." Let's craft something original. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by staring at it." That might be unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: absurd, hyperbolic. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'hello' into a roundhouse kick that knocks out the universe." That might be too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a month just by blinking." That's unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt by just looking at it, causing winter to end early." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also breaks the concept of time." That's maybe too abstract. We need a clear punchline. Classic jokes often have a setup and punchline: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's known. Need something new. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run backwards faster than the speed of light." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that sends a snowball to the sun, causing it to rise." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman grow taller by just flexing his muscles." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeat known jokes. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only shatters a mirror but also creates a portal to a dimension where gravity is optional." But maybe too long. Simplify: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns a puddle into a tsunami, just because he felt like it." Ok. Let's produce joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns a puddle into a tsunami, just because he felt like it." That starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt Pfütze in Tsunami". That's 33 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, schmilzt der Schnee." That's 38 chars. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse kick that sends a massive wave crashing over a puddle, turning it into a tsunami". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, delivering a powerful roundhouse kick that transforms a small puddle into a massive tsunami, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Tsunami-Kick – Witz". That's 30 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse-Kick, der aus einer Pfütze eine Tsunami macht. Lache jetzt!" That's about 130 chars. Check lengths. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block, just raw JSON. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce final JSON. Check constraints: - joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Yes. - headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Pfütze in Tsunami" length: count characters: "Chuck Norris verwandelt Pfütze in Tsunami" = 38? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, verwandelt(9)=22, space=23, Pfütze(6)=29, space=30, in(2)=32, space=33, Tsunami(7)=40. So 40 chars, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, schmilzt der Schnee." Count: Wenn(4)+space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, lacht,(6 inc comma?) Actually "lacht," is 6 inc comma? l a u c h , =6, so 24, space=25, schmilzt(7)=32, space=33, der(3)=36, space=37, Schnee.(7 inc period?) =44. So 44 chars, okay. - image_prompt must be English, includes scene. Provide as described. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris Tsunami-Kick – Witz" length: Chuck(5)+space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Tsunami-Kick(11 inc hyphen?) Actually "Tsunami-Kick" is 11 inc hyphen? Let's count: T s u n a m i (7) hyphen (1) K i c k (4) =12? Wait count: T(1) s2 u