We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption maybe also German? The image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. We need to produce a single JSON object with those fields. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Classic style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Example: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen." That's a typical style. But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass Eiswürfel im Gefrierfach gefroren sind." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneesturm im Wüstensand ausgelöst, nur um seine Sonnenbrille zu testen." But must be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die Zeit zurückdrehen, sodass er gestern noch nicht geboren war." That's a twist. But must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft für 5 Sekunden aufheben konnte." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Hammer benutzt, um einen Nussknacker zu zerschlagen, und daraus einen neuen Planeten erschaffen." That's too weird. We need a classic format: "Chuck Norris kann ..." Something about his beard, his stare, his roundhouse kick. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausgeführt, dass er die Wi-Fi-Signale im gesamten Universum neu konfigurierte." That's unique. But must be a joke text, not too long, but can be a sentence. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Computer so schnell starten, dass das Betriebssystem noch nicht einmal den Boot‑Screen zu sehen bekommt." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. It can start with "Chuck Norris kann..." That's fine. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Der unbezwingbare Roundhouse-Kick des Chuck Norris". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Kaffee braucht, wird die Uhr neu programmiert." That's okay. Image prompt: English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." Need to embed specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that rewires Wi‑Fi signals, with glowing antennae around him." Must be within the prompt. The image_prompt must be English and include the scene. Must be something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, performing a roundhouse kick that creates visible Wi‑Fi signal waves, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within the prompt. Meta title max 60 characters: maybe "Chuck Norris Witz: Roundhouse-Kick und Wi‑Fi". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Witz: Roundhouse-Kick und Wi‑Fi" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Witz:(5)=18, space=19, Roundhouse-Kick(13)=32, space=33, und(3)=36, space=37, Wi‑Fi(5)=42. So 42 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 characters: maybe "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse-Kick, der das Wi‑Fi-Universum neu konfiguriert. Einfach legendär!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Roundhouse-Kick, der das Wi‑Fi-Universum neu konfiguriert. Einfach legendär!" That's maybe ~115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. All must be strings. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON without markdown code block. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Roundhouse-Kick das Wi‑Fi-Signal im gesamten Universum neu konfigurieren, sodass selbst die Router einen neuen Namen bekommen." Check length? Not too long, but okay. headline: "Der unbezwingbare Roundhouse-Kick des Chuck Norris" Count characters: Let's count: "Der unbezwingbare Roundhouse-Kick des Chuck Norris" length: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 b7 e8 z9 w10 i11 n12 g13 a14 r15 e16 space17 R18 o19 u20 n21 d22 h23 o24 u25 s26 e27 - (maybe hyphen counts) but anyway likely under 80. Let's count precisely: "Der unbezwingbare Roundhouse-Kick des Chuck Norris" Characters including spaces: Der(3) + space(1)=4 unbezwingbare(11) => total 15 space=16 Roundhouse-Kick(13) => 29 space=30 des(3)=>33 space=34 Chuck(5)=>39 space=40 Norris(6)=>46 So 46 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi neu macht, surft sogar die Sonne." Count characters: Let's count: "Wenn Chuck Norris Wi‑Fi neu macht, surft sogar die Sonne." Characters: Wenn(4) space1=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, Wi‑Fi(5)=23, space=24, neu(3)=27, space=28, macht,(6 inc comma?) "macht," is 6 inc comma