We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language (joke_text in German). Headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Ensure proper escaping of quotes? JSON format must be plain. Provide fields exactly as given. We need to craft a joke: typical Chuck Norris jokes are hyperbolic, impossible feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once counted to infinity... twice." Or "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or "Chuck Norris can turn a snowflake into a hurricane with a single breath." Must start with Chuck Norris. Let's do: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the atom and the resulting energy powers the entire United States for a year." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it concise but still funny. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero and still get a real number." That's classic but maybe not unique. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's create a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple coin toss into a supernova that lights up the entire galaxy." That's unique. But must be in German. So: "Chuck Norris kann einen simplen Münzwurf in eine Supernova verwandeln, die die ganze Galaxie erhellt." That's okay. Now we need headline max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris lässt Münzwürfe Supernovas werden". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Münzwürfe Supernovas werden" length? Let's count characters including spaces: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16t17 (space18)M19ü20n21z22w23ü24r25f26e27 (space28)S29u30p31e32r33n34o35v36a37s38 (space39)w40e41r42d43e44n45. That's 45 characters, okay under 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn ein Münzwurf das Universum neu definiert". Count: "Wenn ein Münzwurf das Universum neu definiert" length? Let's count: W1e2i3n4 (space5)i6n7 (space8)M9ü10n11z12w13ü14r15f16 (space17)d18a19s20 (space21)U22n23i24v25e25r26s27e28n29 (space30)n31e32u33 (space34)d35e36f37i38n39i40e41r42t43. That's 42 characters, okay. Image prompt: English description of scene: Must include specifics from the joke: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]." So we need to embed the scene: Chuck Norris turning a coin toss into a supernova lighting up the galaxy. So maybe: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He throws a coin that erupts into a massive supernova lighting up the entire galaxy, stars exploding around him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English and includes the specific scene. Keep within typical length but not too long. Meta title max 60 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris Supernova Münzwurf – Lustiger Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Supernova Münzwurf – Lustiger Witz". Count: C1h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)S14u15p16e17r18n19o20v21a22 (space23)M24ü25n26z27w28ü29r30f31 (space32)–33 (space34)L35u36s37t38i39g40e41r42 (space43)W44i45t46z47. That's 47 characters, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Münzwurf eine Supernova auslöst – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Münzwurf eine Supernova auslöst – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Let's count: E1n2t3d4e5c6k7e8 (space9)d10e11 (space12)u13l14t15i16m17a18t19i20v21e22n23 (space24)C25h26u27c28k29 (space30)N31o32r33r34i35s36 (space37)W38i39t40z41, (space42)b43e44i45 (space46)d47e48m49 (space50)e51i52n53 (space5