We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text etc. Headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, creative, no repeats. Provide English image_prompt describing specific scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide specific scene from joke. Must avoid repeats. Provide JSON only, no markdown code block. We need to craft a joke: classic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need unique. Maybe something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Or something about "Chuck Norris can program the universe in binary with a single glance." Must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube becomes a real planet." Something like that. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick einen neuen Kontinent erschaffen, der dann automatisch die Schwerkraft neu definiert." That's a bit long but okay. Need to ensure uniqueness, not repeating known jokes. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can divide by zero". Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make a coffee that gives energy to the entire world." Or "Chuck Norris can rewrite the laws of physics with a single eyebrow raise." Let's pick: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Universum neu starten und dabei einen Kaffee perfekt brühen." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer bauen, der dann als Solarkraftwerk Strom für die ganze Erde erzeugt." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick einen neuen Mond erschaffen, der dann als Tasse Kaffee für die Menschheit dient." That's good. Now need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Mond-Kaffee mit einem Rundkick". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, entsteht ein neuer Mond". That's under 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris kicks the sky, creating a glowing moon-shaped coffee cup floating above Earth". Provide prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivers a powerful roundhouse kick that transforms the night sky into a glowing moon-shaped coffee cup floating above Earth. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to ensure it's English and includes the specific scene. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft Mond-Kaffee – Witz". That's about 30 chars. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Rundkick einen Mond-Kaffee erschafft – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." That's under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Must be valid JSON. No markdown code block. Check lengths: - headline max 80 chars: "Chuck Norris erschafft Mond-Kaffee mit einem Rundkick" length? Count: "Chuck Norris erschafft Mond-Kaffee mit einem Rundkick" = 48? Let's count: Chuck(5) + space=1 =>6, Norris(6)=>12, space=1=>13, erschafft(8)=>21, space=1=>22, Mond-Kaffee(10 inc hyphen?) Actually "Mond-Kaffee" 10 inc hyphen? Let's count letters: M(1)o2n3d4-(5)K6a7f8f9e10 =>10, space=1 =>33, mit=3 =>36, space=1 =>37, einem=5 =>42, space=1 =>43, Rundkick=8 =>51. So 51 chars, okay. - meme_caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, entsteht ein neuer Mond" length? Count: Wenn(4) space1=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=1=11, Norris(6)=17, space=1=18, lacht,(6 inc comma?) Actually "lacht," 6 inc comma? l1 a2 c3 h4 t5 ,6 =>6, space=1 =>25, entsteht(8)=33, space=1=34, ein(3)=37, space=1=38, neuer(5)=43, space=1=44, Mond(4)=48. So 48 chars, okay. - meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris erschafft Mond-Kaffee – Witz" length? Count: Chuck(5) space1=6, Norris(6)=12, space=1=13, erschafft(8)=21, space=1=22, Mond-Kaffee(10)=32, space=1=33, – (dash) maybe 1=34, space=1=35, Witz(4)=39. So 39 chars, okay. - meta_description max 160 chars: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Rundkick einen Mond-Kaffee erschafft – humorvoll, episch und völlig absurd." Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: Entdecke(8) space1=9, den(3)=12, space=1=13, ultimativen(10)=23, space=1=24, Chuck(5)=29, space=1=30, Norris(6)=36, space=1=37, Witz,(5 inc comma?) Actually "Witz," 5 inc comma? W1 i2 t3 z4 ,5 =>5, space=1=43, bei(3)=46, space=1=47, dem(3)=50, space=1=51, ein(3)=54, space=1=55,