We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide image prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not exceed length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide fields exactly as specified. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's overused. Need unique. Maybe something about Chuck Norris using a calculator that yields infinite results, or Chuck Norris can make a horse race without moving. Let's think: Unique: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole". Or "Chuck Norris once tried to play poker with a deck of cards that were actually living beings; he won by making the Ace of Spades surrender". Need to be classic style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube rearranges itself into a perfect portrait of himself." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara desert and it will never melt because he commands the sun to respect his creation." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris can..." Provide a joke text. We need to include specific scene for for in in for. "... (....?‑ Actually‑‑"fach‑ (