We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German? They didn't specify language for those, but likely also German. Must follow constraints: no markdown code blocks, just raw JSON. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Must be creative and surprising. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common, but we need unique. Maybe something about his beard, or his ability to make the sun rise. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's maybe known? Not sure. Let's craft something fresh: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." That might be unique. But we need to ensure it's not a known joke. Let's think of something like: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." That might be unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi‑Fi signal reach the moon by blinking." That's maybe unique. But must be in German. So we need to write the joke in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in ein Universum verwandeln." That might be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kaue und dabei das Internet zum Erliegen bringen." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundkick die Schwerkraft neu definieren." That's maybe known? Not sure. Let's think of something more absurd: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Vakuum zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne ihn zu berühren." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's funny and typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Bleistift mit den Zähnen schärfen und dabei die Gesetze der Physik neu schreiben." That might be okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft a unique one: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi kauen und dabei gleichzeitig die Zeit in einer Parallelwelt umkehren." That's unique? Possibly. But we need to ensure it's not a known joke. I think it's okay. Now we need to produce JSON with fields: - joke_text: the full joke text (German). Must start with "Chuck Norris". Should be a complete sentence maybe. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something relevant to the joke. For example, "holding a stopwatch that runs backwards" or "standing on a frozen lake with a kangaroo". Let's decide: The joke is about Chuck Norris chewing gum and reversing time in a parallel world. So the scene could be "chewing a bright pink gum while a clock spins backwards". So we can embed that. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chewing bright pink gum while a clock spins backwards in a parallel world. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Should be something like "Chuck Norris Zeitreise mit Kaugummi – Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Zeitreise mit Kaugummi – Witz" length: Count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space1=13, "Zeitreise"9 =>22, space1=23, "mit"3 =>26, space1=27, "Kaugummi"8 =>35, space1=36, "–" (dash)1 =>37, space1=38, "Witz"4 =>42. So 42 characters, okay under 60. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine Fähigkeit, die Zeit mit Kaugummi zu manipulieren. Lache jetzt!" Count characters: Let's count: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über seine Fähigkeit, die Zeit mit Kaugummi zu manipulieren. Lache jetzt!" Let's count roughly: "Ein"3, space1=4, "kurzer,"7 =>11, space1=12, "klassischer"11 =>23, space1=24, "Chuck"5 =>29, space1=30, "Norris"6 =>36, space1=37, "Witz"4 =>41, space1=42, "über"4 =>46, space1=47, "seine"5 =>52, space1=53, "Fähigkeit,"10 =>63, space1=64, "die"3 =>67, space1=68, "Zeit"4 =>72, space1=73, "mit"3 =>76, space1=77, "Kaugummi"8 =>85, space1=86, "zu"2 =>88, space1=89, "Manipulieren."13 =>102, space1=103, "Lache"5 =>108, space1=109, "jetzt!"6 =>115. So 115 characters, okay under 160. Now headline max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris dreht die Zeit mit Kaugummi – Lacher!". Count: "Chuck Norris dreht die Zeit