We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English description for image generation. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique, not similar to existing jokes. Provide JSON only, no markdown code blocks. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" and is a classic format: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need something unique. Maybe something like "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." Must be unique. Let's think of a unique scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a horse pull a plow backwards." Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without miracles." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by looking at it." Or "Chuck Norris can make a computer crash by blinking." Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a computer crash just by breathing on it." That's typical but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by staring at it." That is unique. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it." That's a joke. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of something else: "Chuck Norris can make a computer understand sarcasm just by looking at it." That might be okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a dead battery start a conversation." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by winking." That is unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a calendar skip a day just by winking." That is a classic style. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender überspringen". That's German, short. Meme caption (max 80 chars) maybe: "Wenn Chuck Norris winkt, wird der Montag übergangen". Keep under 80 chars. Image prompt: English description for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris winking at a calendar, causing it to skip a day. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to embed the specific scene from the joke: "winking at a calendar causing it to skip a day". So include that. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender überspringen – Witz". That's about 45 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Wink mit dem Auge den Kalender zum Überspringen bringt. Lache jetzt!" That's under 160. Now ensure JSON format exactly as required, no markdown code block. Provide fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Make sure no extra fields. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender überspringen" length? Count: Chuck(5) space(1) Norris(6) space(1) lässt(5) space(1) Kalender(8) space(1) überspringen(10) total characters including spaces? Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender überspringen" = 5+1+6+1+5+1+8+1+10 = 48? Actually count characters: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space1=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space1=18, "Kalender"8 =>26, space1=27, "überspringen"10 =>37. So 37 characters, well under 80. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris winkt, wird der Montag übergangen" length? Count: "Wenn"4, space1=5, "Chuck"5 =>10, space1=11, "Norris"6 =>17, space1=18, "winkt,"6 =>24, space1=25, "wird"4 =>29, space1=30, "der"3 =>33, space1=34, "Montag"6 =>40, space1=41, "übergangen"9 =>50. So 50 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris lässt Kalender überspringen – Witz" length? Count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space1=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space1=18, "Kalender"8 =>26, space1=27, "überspringen"10 =>37, space1=38, "–" (dash) maybe 1 =>39, space1=40, "Witz"4 =>44. So 44 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Our description: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Wink mit dem Auge den Kalender zum Überspringen bringt. Lache jetzt!" Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: "Entdecke"8, space1=9, "den"3 =>12, space1=13, "legendären"10 =>23, space1=24, "Chuck"5 =>29, space1=30, "Norris"6 =>36, space1=37, "Witz,"5 =>42, space1=43, "bei"3 =>46, space1=47, "dem"3 =>50, space1=51, "einem"5 =>56, space1=57, "einzigen"8 =>65, space1=66, "Wink"4 =>70, space1=71, "mit"3 =>74