We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats. Provide a unique joke. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline (max 80 chars). meme_caption (max 80 chars). image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Provide meta_title (max 60 chars) and meta_description (max 160 chars). Must be in JSON format, no markdown code fences. We must ensure no duplicate jokes. Provide unique content. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That's unique. Or "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent." Let's think. We need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's start with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm melt just by staring at it." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a Wi‑Fi signal into a roundhouse kick." That's maybe too tech. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can read the fine print on a cereal box from 10 miles away." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's pick: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's unique. But need to be a joke text, maybe a short sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, and the world still has to adjust its clocks." That's a bit long but okay. But we need to keep it as a joke text, maybe a short punchline. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone, and the world still has to adjust its clocks." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. I think it's okay. Now fields: joke_text: The full joke text. Should start with "Chuck Norris". Provide the joke. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Zeitzone mit einem Kicks". That's within 80. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht eine neue Zeitzone". That's within 80. image_prompt: English prompt describing scene: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing time‑zone boundary swirling around the globe, with clock hands bending. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Need to ensure it's English and includes specifics. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Zeitzone – Witz". That's 44 chars maybe. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein Kicks eine neue Zeitzone erzeugt – humorvoll, episch und absolut unverwechselbar." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein Kicks eine neue Zeitzone erzeugt – humorvoll, episch und absolut unverwechselbar." That's about 119 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown. Make sure each field is properly quoted, and values are strings. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Zeitzone mit einem Kicks" length: count characters including spaces: "Chuck Norris" (12) + space (1) =13, "erschafft" (7) =>20, space=21, "neue" (4)=25, space=26, "Zeitzone" (8)=34, space=35, "mit" (3)=38, space=39, "einem" (5)=44, space=45, "Kicks" (5)=50. So 50 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, entsteht eine neue Zeitzone" length: count: "Wenn"4 + space1=5, "Chuck"5=10, space=11, "Norris"6=17, space=18, "kickt,"6=24, space=25, "entsteht"8=33, space=34, "eine"4=38, space=39, "neue"4=43, space=44, "Zeitzone"8=52. So 52 characters, okay. - meta_title max 60 characters. "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Zeitzone – Witz" length: count: "Chuck Norris"12, space=13, "erschafft"7=20, space=21, "neue"4=25, space=26, "Zeitzone"8=34, space=35, "–"1=36, space=37, "Witz"4=41. So 41 characters, okay. - meta_description max 160 characters. Let's craft a description within 160. "Entdecke den legendären Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein Kicks eine neue Zeitzone erzeugt – humorvoll, episch und absolut unverwechselbar." Let's count characters: We'll count precisely. String: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein Kicks eine neue Zeitzone erzeugt – humorvoll, episch und absolut unverwechselbar." Count characters including spaces and punctuation. I'll count: E1 n2 t3 d4 e5 c6 k7 e8 (space9) d10 e11 n12 (space13) l14 e15 g16 e17 n18 d19 ä20 r21 e22 n23 (space24) C25 h26 u