We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta_title and meta_description likely also German but SEO title/description can be English? Probably German as it's German context. Must avoid markdown code blocks. Must output raw JSON. We need to create a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must not be offensive, no politics, no real suffering. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe okay? But we need unique. Could do something like "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Or "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his feet." That's also known. Need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run on water, and the horse is still faster than the speed of light." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be a full sentence or short paragraph. Example: "Chuck Norris kann so schnell laufen, dass er gestern noch nicht geboren war, aber bereits das Ergebnis der heutigen Wahl vorhersagt." That's maybe too political. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi gleichzeitig in beide Richtungen kauen, ohne dass er klebt." Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil die Server Angst haben, seine Aufmerksamkeit zu bekommen." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's craft something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er auch nur einen Hauch von Wasser braucht." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kissenkampf gewinnen, selbst wenn das Kissen bereits unter dem Bett versteckt ist." Not great. Maybe use classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so stark kauen, dass er die Zeit zurückdreht." Not typical. Let's think of a classic format: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so werfen, dass er zurückkommt, um sich zu bedanken." That's unique. But need to be funny and typical Chuck Norris: He can do impossible things, often with exaggeration about his strength, speed, knowledge, etc. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen mit einem einzigen Wimpernschlag zum Schweigen bringen." That's whimsical. But we need to ensure uniqueness, not repeating known jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Winter zum Schmelzen bringen, nur indem er ihn ansieht." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi gleichzeitig in drei verschiedene Geschmacksrichtungen blasen, ohne dass er dabei die Zunge verliert." That's weird. We need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: The full joke text, must start with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stein so stark werfen, dass er die Schwerkraft zum Innehalten bringt, damit er zurückfliegt und ihm einen Applaus spendet." That's a bit long but okay. headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Der unbeatable Chuck Norris Fakt". Must be <=80 chars. meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris den Blickkontakt sucht, zittert die Kamera." image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must include scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed specific scene: maybe "throwing a stone that pauses gravity". So include that. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Throwing a stone that pauses gravity, stone hovering mid-air, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But need to keep within typical length? Not specified. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Witz: Der Stein, der die Schwerkraft anhält". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Witz: Der Stein, der die Schwerkraft anhält" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Witz:(5 inc colon?) Actually "Witz:" is 5 inc colon? Let's just approximate. Might be okay under 60. Let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris Witz: Der Stein, der die Schwerkraft anhält". Characters including spaces: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 W14 i15 t16 z17 :18 space19 D20 e21 r22 space23 S24 t25 e26 i27 n28 ,29 space30 d31 e32 r33 space34 d35 i36 e37 space38 d39 i40 e41 space42 S43 c44 h45 w46 e47 r48 k49 g50 r51 a52 f53 t54 space55 a56 h57 n58 e59 l60 l61 t62. That's 62 characters, too many. Need <=60. Let's shorten: "Chuck Norris Witz: Stein stoppt Schwerkraft". Count: "Chuck Norris Witz: Stein stoppt Schwerkraft". Count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 W14 i15 t16 z17 :18 space19 S20 t21 e22 i23 n24 space25 s26 t27 o28 p29 p30 t31 space32 S33 c34 h35 w36 e37 r38 k39 r40 a41 f42 t43. That's 43 characters, okay. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Stein, der die Schwerk