We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Provide SEO title max 60 chars, description max 160 chars. We need to craft a unique Chuck Norris joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Let's craft something original: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by winking." Let's think of something that can be visualized for image prompt: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a horse run on water." Or "Chuck Norris can make a black hole disappear with a single punch." Need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake melt just by breathing on it." That's maybe not unique. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal reach the moon by simply staring at the router." That's techy. But we need a classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration of superhuman abilities. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run backwards faster than any other horse can run forwards." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman grow taller just by sneezing near it." Hmm. We need to produce JSON with fields. Let's craft a joke: Joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem einzigen Blick in einen Eisbären verwandeln." But that's not classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so schwingt, dass er die Zeit zurückdreht und den Hammer nie benutzt hat." Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so schwingt, dass er das Universum neu startet, jedes Mal wenn er einen Nagel einschlägt." But we need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's do: "Chuck Norris kann einen Hammer so schwingt, dass er das Universum neu startet, jedes Mal wenn er einen Nagel einschlägt." But that's maybe too long. Let's think of a more classic style: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new time zone." That's good. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Zeitzonen-Offset erzeugen, sodass die Uhrzeiten weltweit durcheinanderwirbeln." But we need to keep it concise and funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt einen neuen Zeitzonen-Offset erzeugen, sodass die Welt plötzlich 25 Stunden pro Tag hat." That's funny. Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris erzeugt neue Zeitzone mit einem Rundtritt". That's under 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Tritt setzt, wird die Uhr neu programmiert". Under 80. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivers a devastating roundhouse kick that ripples through the sky, causing a glowing time‑zone clock to appear". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris delivers a devastating roundhouse kick that ripples through the sky, causing a glowing time‑zone clock to appear". Then add the rest: "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But the prompt must be English and include the scene. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, delivering a devastating roundhouse kick that creates a glowing time‑zone clock in the sky, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris schafft neue Zeitzone mit Rundtritt". That's 44 chars maybe. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, der mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeitzone erschafft – witzig, absurd und absolut genial!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, der mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Zeitzone erschafft – witzig, absurd und absolut genial!" That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check each field length constraints: - headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erzeugt neue Zeitzone mit einem Rundtritt". Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)e14r15z16e17h18t19 (space20)n21e22u23e24 (space25)Z26e27i28t29z30o31n32e33 (space34)m35i36t37 (space38)e39i38? Wait let's count precisely: "Chuck Norris erzeugt neue Zeitzone mit einem Rundtritt". Let's count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "erzeugt"7 =>20, space=21, "neue"4 =>25, space=26, "Zeitzone"8 =>34, space=35, "mit"3 =>38, space=39, "einem"5 =>44, space=45, "Rundtritt"9 =>54. So 54 characters, okay. - meme_caption max 80 characters. Let's craft: "Wenn Chuck Norris