We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not include text or captions in image prompt. Must be within length constraints. We need to craft a joke: e.g., "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's overused. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can hear sign language." Or "Chuck Norris can make a round square." Need something unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara and it never melts." That's okay. But need to be witty, ironic. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara and it never melts, because even the sun respects his chill." That's a bit long. But we need to keep it concise but still funny. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara, and the sand politely asks for a selfie." That's unique. But must be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara, and the snowman immediately becomes the Sahara's new ruler, demanding ice-cold margaritas." That's a bit long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara, and the sand instantly turns into powdered sugar for his coffee." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text should start with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman in the Sahara, and the sand instantly turns into powdered sugar for his coffee." That's a joke. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Chuck Norris baut Schneemann im Wüstenmeer". That's within 80. Meme caption max 80 chars: maybe "Wenn selbst die Sahara einen Schneemann will." That's okay. Image prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "standing in a desert, holding a snowman made of sand, pouring powdered sugar from a shaker onto a coffee mug". But must be within prompt. We need to produce a single string for image_prompt. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee im Wüstenmeer". That's 33 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris erschafft im heißen Wüstenmeer einen Schneemann, der sofort in Zucker verwandelt – ein klassischer Action-Held mit Stil." That's within 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: no repeated jokes, unique. Should be okay. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested. Make sure no extra fields. Now craft image_prompt: Must start with "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene: maybe "He stands in a scorching Sahara desert, holding a half-built snowman made of sand, while a shaker of powdered sugar spills onto a steaming coffee mug beside him." Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's one string. Now produce final JSON. Check lengths: headline: "Chuck Norris baut Schneemann im Wüstenmeer" length? Count characters: "Chuck Norris baut Schneemann im Wüstenmeer" = 38? Let's count: Chuck(5) space1=6 Norris(6) =>12 space=13 baut(4)=17 space=18 Schneemann(9)=27 space=28 im(2)=30 space=31 Wüstenmeer(9)=40. So 40 characters, okay under 80. meme_caption: "Wenn selbst die Sahara einen Schneemann will." Count: Wenn(4) space=5 selbst(6)=11 space=12 die(3)=15 space=16 Sahara(6)=22 space=23 einen(5)=28 space=29 Schneemann(9)=38 space=39 will(4)=43 .(1)=44 So 44 characters, okay. image_prompt length not limited but must be a string. meta_title: "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee im Wüstenmeer" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 lässt(5)=18 space=19 Schnee(4)=23 space=24 im(2)=26 space=27 Wüstenmeer(9)=36. So 36 characters, okay. meta_description: "Chuck Norris erschafft im heißen Wüstenmeer einen Schneemann, der sofort in Zucker verwandelt – ein klassischer Action-Held mit Stil." Let's count roughly: It's likely under 160. Let's count: "Chuck Norris erschafft im heißen Wüstenmeer einen Schneemann, der sofort in Zucker verwandelt – ein klassischer Action-Held mit Stil." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now produce JSON. Make sure no markdown code block. Just plain JSON. Let's write: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sahara bauen, und der Sand verwandelt sich sofort in Pulverzucker für seinen Kaffee.", "headline": "Chuck Norris baut Schneemann im Wüstenmeer", "meme_caption": "Wenn selbst die Sahara einen Schneemann will.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He stands in a scorching Sahara desert, holding a half-built snowman made of sand