We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code block. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard controlling gravity, or his beard being a separate entity. Or his beard can start a fire without matches. Or his beard can power a car. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can shave his beard and the razor will still be scared." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a beard grow on a bald man just by looking at him." That's typical. But need unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a beard." That's meta. Or "Chuck Norris can use his beard as a Wi-Fi antenna to stream his awesomeness." That could be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a beard, and that beard's beard can also grow a beard." That's meta but maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a beard, and that beard's beard can start a rock band." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a beard, and that beard's beard can solve world hunger." Too big. We need a short punchline. Classic format: "Chuck Norris can ... ." Something like "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a beard, and that beard can then grow a beard of its own, and so on, until the universe is covered in facial hair." That's long. But we need a joke text that is funny and unique. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris can use his beard to start a fire without matches, and then use that fire to grill a steak that never gets cooked." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a beard, and that beard can then grow a beard that can also grow a beard, and so on, until the entire planet is covered in a massive, unstoppable facial hair wave." That's too long. We need a concise punchline. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a beard, and that beard can start a rock band called 'The Hairy Thunderbolts'." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris can make his beard grow a beard, and that beard can start a rock band called 'The Hairy Thunderbolts'." That's a joke. Check uniqueness: Not typical. It's okay. Now we need headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der Bart, der eine Band gründet". That's 27 chars. Meme caption (max 80 chars) maybe: "Wenn der Bart mehr Talent hat als die Band". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. So we need to embed the specific scene: maybe "The beard is playing a guitar on stage, with other bearded members". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. He is on stage playing a guitar, his beard is so massive it forms a band logo 'The Hairy Thunderbolts', surrounded by other bearded musicians, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to keep within typical length? Not specified. Just need to include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually they want the prompt to include the specific scene from the joke. So we can write: "... his beard is playing a guitar, forming the band 'The Hairy Thunderbolts' ...". That is fine. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris' Bartrock-Band: Ein genialer Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris' Bartrock-Band: Ein genialer Witz" length? Count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 '13 space14 B15 a16 r17 t18 r19 o20 c21 k22 -23 B24 a25 n26 d27 :28 space29 E30 i31 n32 space33 g34 e35 n36 i37 a38 l39 e40 r41 space42 W43 i44 z44? Actually need to recount precisely. Let's just craft shorter: "Chuck Norris' Bartrock-Band: Witz". That's maybe 27 chars. Let's do "Chuck Norris' Bartrock-Band Witz". That's 27? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 '13 space14 B15 a16 r17 t18 r19 o20 c21 k22 -23 B24 a25 n26 d27 space28 W29 i30 z31 t32. That's 32 characters, okay under 60. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein kurzer, ironischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Bart, der eine Rockband gründet – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Let's count roughly: It's under 160. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly as requested. Check constraints: Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description. Image_prompt must be English. Provide JSON with those keys. Make sure no extra fields. Provide valid JSON. Let's craft final values: joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann seinen Bart so stark wachsen lassen, dass er eine eigene Rockband gründet – die 'The Hairy Thunderbolts' – und mit einem einzigen Blick die Bühne zum Beben bringt." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". The phrase