We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language, joke starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Provide headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. We must ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke. Classic Chuck Norris jokes often involve absurd superhuman feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat now runs the CIA." That's maybe not classic. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once ordered a coffee at a diner, and the coffee asked for his autograph. Or Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new continent. Need to be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with the concept of time. He won, and now every clock in the world has a hidden button that only he can press." That's maybe too long. We need a concise joke text. Something like: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to a dimension where all his enemies are forced to watch reruns of 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' on loop." That's maybe too long. But we need a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". So maybe: "Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open and cause a hurricane in the Caribbean." That's common? There's a known joke about sneezing causing a hurricane. Might be similar. Better: "Chuck Norris can fold a piece of paper into a perfect origami crane that then flies to the moon and back before lunch." That's unique. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: absurd, hyperbolic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a goldfish to do the Macarena. The fish now leads a synchronized swimming team of 10,000 sharks." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise enough for joke_text field. It can be a short sentence. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates enough wind to power the entire city of Los Angeles for a week." That's similar to known jokes about powering cities. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously writing a bestselling novel in Klingon." That's unique. But we need to keep it within typical joke length. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a single drop of water into a tidal wave just by raising an eyebrow." That's similar to known jokes about eyebrows causing tsunamis. We need something more unique: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it grants him visions of the entire internet's source code." That's maybe unique. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris can brew a cup of coffee so potent that it rewrites the laws of physics for the next five minutes." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris can make a single punchline cause a worldwide meme explosion that even the internet can't handle." That's meta. Let's pick a concrete scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to play chess with a grandmaster using only his eyebrows. The grandmaster resigned after the first move." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's not too similar to existing jokes. There's a known joke: "Chuck Norris can play chess with himself and win." Not exactly. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle in under a second by just looking at it, and then the puzzle asks him for autographs." That's unique. But we need to keep it short. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a single sneeze that creates a new language, and everyone who hears it instantly understands it." That's unique. But maybe too abstract. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'Hello, world!' into a command that rewrites the entire internet's source code." That's unique. But maybe too technical. Alright, let's choose: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only breaks the sound barrier but also creates a new dimension where all his enemies must watch paint dry for eternity." That's long but okay. But we need to keep it within typical joke length, but not too long. It's okay. Let's finalize: "Chuck Norris can deliver a roundhouse kick so powerful that it opens a portal to a realm where all his opponents are forced to watch endless reruns of 'The Office' on mute." That's unique. But maybe too long. We need to output JSON with fields. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can deliver a roundhouse kick so powerful that it opens a portal to a realm where all his opponents are forced to watch endless reruns of 'The Office' on mute." headline: maybe "Chuck Norris vs. The Office" But headline max 80 chars. Let's make: "Chuck Norris eröffnet ein Portal zu endlosen Office-Reruns" That's German, max 80 chars. Count: "Chuck Norris eröffnet ein Portal zu endlosen Office-Reruns" length? Let's count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8o9r10r11i12s13 (space14)e15r16ö17f18e19n20t21 (space22)e23i24n25 (space26)P27o28r29t30a31l32 (space33)z34u35 (space36)e37n38d39l40e41s42e43n44 (space45)O46f47f48i49c50e51-52R53e54r54? Actually "Reruns" is 6 letters. Let's just trust it's under 80. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Office-Streaming-Dienst übernimmt". Must be <=80 chars. image_prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then add specific scene: maybe "He stands in a dimly lit hallway, a portal swirling behind