We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. The joke must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object, no markdown code blocks. Must be valid JSON. Ensure fields are strings. headline max 80 characters. meme_caption max 80 characters. image_prompt must be English prompt for image generation, describing scene from joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specifics. meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, but the cat gave up and started doing the math." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice." That's also common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a joke about himself, but the joke was so funny that it caused the universe to reboot." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity, but the computer just gave him a stack overflow error." That's unique. But need to be typical Chuck Norris genre: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's common. Let's craft a fresh one: "Chuck Norris once tried to play hide and seek with a GPS, but the GPS kept shouting 'You are here!' every time he hid." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough for joke_text. Provide a full joke text. Let's propose: "Chuck Norris tried to teach a cactus to dance, but the cactus just grew spikes and started a conga line." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris once tried to count the number of grains of sand on Earth, but he stopped at 7 and declared it a perfect number." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can hear sign language with his eyebrows." That's known? Not exactly. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together, and the fire started a snowstorm." That's unique. But need to be typical: maybe about his beard, his strength. Let's think: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups, but the snowflake melted before the first rep." That's unique. But need to start with Chuck Norris. Could be: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups, but the snowflake melted before the first rep." That's fine. But we need to ensure it's not too similar to existing jokes. I think it's okay. Now we need to produce JSON fields. joke_text: the full joke text. Should be in German. So we need to translate the joke into German, but still mention Chuck Norris. Let's write: "Chuck Norris versuchte einmal, einer Schneeflocke Liegestütze beizubringen, aber die Schneeflocke schmolz, bevor die erste Wiederholung geschafft war." That's German, starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. Now headline: short headline max 80 characters. Something like "Schneeflocke vs. Chuck Norris Liegestütze". That's under 80. meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken keine Push‑Ups schaffen". Keep under 80. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation. Must describe hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: "teaching a snowflake to do push-ups". So maybe: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, wearing a black sleeveless vest, holding a tiny snowflake and attempting to teach it push-ups, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und die schmelzende Schneeflocke". That's 30 characters. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über eine Schneeflocke, die beim Liegestütze‑Training schmilzt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck Norris Witz über eine Schneeflocke, die beim Liegestütze‑Training schmilzt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 115 characters, okay. Now ensure all fields are strings, no extra fields. Now produce JSON without markdown code block. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Schneeflocke vs. Chuck Norris Liegestütze" length: count characters including spaces: S(1) c2 h3 e4 n5 f6 l7 o8 k9 e10 (space11) v12 s13 (space14) C15 h16 u17 c18 k19 (space20) N21 o22 r23 r24 i25 s26 (space27) L28 i29 e30 g31 s32 t33 r34 a35 s36 t37 ü38 s39 t40 z41 e42. That's 42 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 characters. "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken keine Push‑Ups schaffen" length: count: W1 e2 n3 (space4) s5 e6 l7 b8 s9 t8? Actually let's count precisely: "Wenn selbst Schneeflocken keine Push‑Ups schaffen". Characters: W1 e2 n3 (space4) s5 e6 l7 b8 (space9) S10 c11 h12 n13 e14 f15 l16 o17 k18 e19 n20 (space21) n