We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? The meta fields likely also German but SEO title/description can be English? Probably German. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid repeats, clichés. Must not be offensive. Must be unique. We need to create a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of rock-paper-scissors with a cactus; the cactus surrendered. Or Chuck Norris can make a round square. Or Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it." Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a Wi-Fi signal stronger by just breathing near the router." That's modern. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration about his abilities. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded, and the cube solves itself out of respect." That's typical. But need unique: maybe about his beard? Or about his ability to make a horse run faster by staring at it. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can make a horse run faster just by thinking about it, and the horse actually runs backwards to avoid his gaze." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by blinking." That's unique. But must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Could be "Chuck Norris can make a snowflake fall upward just by blinking." That's okay. But need to be a full joke, maybe a short story: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch, and the cat brought him a Nobel Prize." That's typical. Need unique: maybe "Chuck Norris can make a computer reboot itself just by looking at it, and the computer apologizes for the inconvenience." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeat known jokes. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic light turn green just by winking, and the light apologizes for being slow." That's okay. But need to be in German. Joke_text: German sentence starting with "Chuck Norris". Eg: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen zum Tanzen bringen, indem er nur mit den Augen darauf schaut." That's unique. But need to be funny and classic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn anzufassen – er macht einfach Druck auf den Raum um ihn herum." That's okay. But must be unique. Let's produce a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, indem er ihn nur ansieht, und der Schneemann schreit: 'Bitte nicht!'" That's a bit weird. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Computer Virus mit einem einzigen Blick infizieren, und der Virus bittet um Entschuldigung." That's okay. But need to be unique. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris can make a traffic jam disappear by simply breathing out a single word: 'Stop'. The cars turn into butterflies and fly away." That's whimsical. But need to be in German. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Stau zum Verschwinden bringen, indem er nur ein Wort flüstert: 'Stopp'. Die Autos verwandeln sich in Schmetterlinge und fliegen davon." That's unique. But must be a joke, maybe a punchline: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by looking at it, and the snowman thanks him for the warm welcome." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank öffnen, ohne ihn zu berühren – er lässt einfach die Kälte nach Hause kommen." Not great. Let's settle on a unique joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen zum Tanzen bringen, indem er nur mit den Augen darauf schaut, und der Regenbogen macht dann einen Moonwalk." That's fun. But need to be a full joke: maybe "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen zum Tanzen bringen, indem er nur mit den Augen darauf schaut – und plötzlich bricht er in einen Moonwalk über die Wolken aus." That's okay. But must start with Chuck Norris. So "Chuck Norris kann einen Regenbogen zum Tanzen bringen, indem er nur mit den Augen darauf schaut – und plötzlich bricht er in einen Moonwalk über die Wolken aus." That's a joke. Now we need to produce JSON fields: - joke_text: the full joke text in German, starting with Chuck Norris. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually the instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. The placeholder [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] should be replaced with the scene description. So we need to write something like: "Chuck Norris makes a rainbow dance and performs a moonwalk over the clouds". But we need to embed that as part of the prompt. The prompt must be English, describing the scene. So we can write: "Chuck Norris makes a rainbow dance and performs a moonwalk over the clouds". But we need to embed that as part of the prompt after the description of the hero. So something like: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris making a rainbow dance and performing a moonwalk over the clouds. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." But we need to keep it English. So we can write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris making a rainbow dance and performing a moonwalk over the clouds. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text