We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, joke starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a single JSON object (no markdown code blocks). Provide fields as described. We need to ensure headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. We need to craft a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen, selbst wenn er nur einen Kaffeebecher hält." But must be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er später 'Norrisland' nannte." That's somewhat classic. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of something: "Chuck Norris hat das Internet erfunden, aber er nutzt es nur, um seine eigenen Witze zu googeln." That might be okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernzucken einen Tornado in Kansas stoppen, während er gleichzeitig einen Kuchen backt." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". So we can start with "Chuck Norris ..." and then the rest. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um 10 Jahre verzögerte, und dann hat er ihn als Haustier adoptiert." That might be too long but okay. We need to keep it within reasonable length but not too long. Now we need to produce headline (max 80 chars). Something like "Der unstoppbare Schneemann-Chuck". Must be <=80 characters. Meme caption (max 80 chars) maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Schneemann baut, wird die Erde kälter". Must be <=80. Image prompt: English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Specific scene from the joke] with something from the joke. For example "holding a snowman that glows with supernatural power". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding a glowing snowman that seems to control the weather. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris und der magische Schneemann". That's 30 chars. Meta description max 160 chars: maybe "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen mächtigen Schneemann, der die globale Erwärmung stoppt. Lachen garantiert!" That's about 100 chars. Now ensure all fields are within limits. Check headline length: "Der unstoppbare Schneemann-Chuck" length? Count characters: D(1) e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 s7 t8 o8 p9 p10 a11 b12 a13 r14 e15 space16 S17 c18 h19 n20 e21 e22 m23 a24 n25 -26 C27 h28 u29 c30 k31. That's 31 characters, okay. Meme caption: "Wenn Chuck Norris einen Schneemann baut, wird die Erde kälter". Count: Let's count roughly: "Wenn"4, space5, "Chuck"10, space11, "Norris"17, space18, "einen"23, space24, "Schneemann"34, space35, "baut,"40, space41, "wird"45, space46, "die"49, space50, "Erde"54, space55, "kälter"60. So 60 characters, okay. Image prompt: Must be English, include specific scene. We'll craft as described. Meta title: "Chuck Norris und der magische Schneemann" length? Count: "Chuck"5, space6, "Norris"12, space13, "und"16, space17, "der"20, space21, "magische"29, space30, "Schneemann"39. That's 39 characters, okay. Meta description: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz über einen mächtigen Schneemann, der die globale Erwärmung stoppt. Lachen garantiert!" Let's count roughly: "Ein"3, space4, "humorvoller"13, space14, "Chuck-Norris-Witz"27, space28, "über"32, space33, "einen"38, space39, "mächtigen"46, space47, "Schneemann,"57, space58, "der"61, space62, "die"65, space66, "globale"73, space74, "Erwärmung"83, space84, "stoppt."91, space92, "Lachen"98, space99, "garantiert!"109. So 109 characters, okay (<160). Now ensure joke_text is unique and starts with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft a joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung um zehn Jahre verzögerte, und dann hat er ihn als Haustier adoptiert, weil er keinen Platz für einen echten Bären hatte." That's a bit long but okay. Must be unique. It's okay. Now ensure no repeats of known jokes. This is likely unique. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as required, no extra text. Make sure JSON keys are exactly: "joke_text", "headline", "meme_caption", "image_prompt", "meta_title", "