We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be creative. We need to produce a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris". Could be something like: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank mit einem Blick einfrieren, sodass selbst Eiscreme zittert." But need to be unique. We need to include headline (max 80 chars), meme_caption (max 80 chars), image_prompt (English description for image generation). Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. Meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. We must output JSON only, no markdown code blocks. Make sure fields are properly quoted and JSON is valid. Let's craft a joke: maybe about Chuck Norris counting to infinity twice, but that's common. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen zum Umkehren gebracht, indem er ihn einfach anschaut." Not sure. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann als Waffe gegen die Sonne diente." Hmm. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a classic style: Chuck Norris can divide by zero, etc. But need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er dann als Tretboot benutzte, um die Erde zu umrunden." That's a bit long but okay. But need to be funny and typical. Maybe something about his beard being a separate entity. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Bartwuchs so stark, dass er einen Flugzeugstart ohne Treibstoff ermöglichte, indem er nur mit dem Blick darauf den Wind anzog." That's unique. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernzucken einen Tornado in die andere Richtung lenken." That's typical. But need uniqueness. Let's think of something about his legendary stamina: "Chuck Norris hat einmal 1000 Push-ups gemacht, und jedes Mal entstand ein neuer Mond." That's unique. But maybe too similar to existing jokes about creating worlds. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi in den Weltraum gepustet, und die Aliens hielten ihn für einen neuen Planeten." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden umkehrte, und alle Menschen begannen, an die Decke zu kleben." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der so stark war, dass er die Schwerkraft für 24 Stunden umkehrte, und alle Menschen begannen, an die Decke zu kleben." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris und der umkehrende Kaugummi". That's 27 chars. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like: "Wenn der Kaugummi die Schwerkraft knackt". That's 38 chars. Image prompt: Must be English, describing specific scene from the joke. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then "Specific scene from the joke". So we need to embed the scene: maybe "He is holding a bright pink bubble‑gum, eyes wide, with a swirling gravity reversal effect around him, American flag background." Must not include text or captions. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding a bright pink bubble‑gum that emits a swirling gravity‑reversal vortex, people stuck to the ceiling around him, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title max 60 chars: maybe "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Schwerkraft Trick – Witz". That's 48 chars? Let's count: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi Schwerkraft Trick – Witz" length: count characters: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 s12 space13 K14 a15 u16 g17 u18 m19 m20 i21 space22 S23 c24 h25 w26 e27 r28 k29 k30 k31 t32 space33 T34 r35 i36 c37 k38 space39 –40 space41 W42 i43 t44 z45. That's 45? Actually need to count precisely. Let's just make shorter: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Schwerkraft-Witz". That's 30? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 o9 r10 r11 s12 space13 K14 a15 u16 g17 u18 m19 m20 i21 -22 S23 c24 h25 w26 e27 r28 k29 k30 k31 t32 -33 W34 i35 t36 z37. That's 37 characters including spaces? Actually we have spaces: "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Schwerkraft-Witz". Let's count: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "Kaugummi-Schwerkraft-Witz" length? "Kaugummi"8 =>21, "-"=22, "Schwerkraft"11 =>33, "-"=