We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide a unique scenario. We need to craft a joke text that begins with "Chuck Norris" and is a classic style: e.g., "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something unique. Maybe something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension of time where the clock runs backwards." But must be in German. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a snowflake to a snowball fight and the snowflake surrendered because it couldn't handle his "frostbite". Or something about his beard being a separate entity. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code block. So output raw JSON. Fields: - joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a single string. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. Must be in English. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually the instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to embed the specific scene from the joke into the prompt. Must be English. Must not include text or captions. So we need to describe the scene. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All fields must be within limits. We must ensure no repeated jokes. Let's craft a unique joke: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the concept of 'impossible' doesn't exist, and then he uses that dimension to finally finish his to‑do list." But that's maybe too abstract. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cactus to dance, but the cactus ended up teaching him the art of staying still." Hmm. Maybe something about his beard being a separate entity that can lift weights. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once challenged a mountain to a push‑up contest; the mountain accepted, but after the first rep the mountain asked for a break because it couldn't handle the pressure of his legendary strength." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris forderte, dass Berge nur dann existieren, wenn er sie mit einem einzigen Blick zum Schweigen bringt." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Regenbogen in ein Schwert verwandeln und dann das Schwert benutzen, um die Uhr zu reparieren." That's unique. But we need a clear joke structure: "Chuck Norris ... [funny outcome]." Classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need something new. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, ohne ein Rezept zu haben; das Ergebnis war ein Kuchen, der sich selbst in Luft auflöste, weil er die Gesetze der Physik nicht akzeptieren wollte." That's okay. But must be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something about his beard being a separate entity that can lift weights. Maybe: "Chuck Norris ließ einmal einen Bären in den Ruhestand gehen, weil der Bär erkannte, dass er nur ein Schatten von Chucks legendärer Kraft war." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die gesamte Internetgeschwindigkeit auf 'Ultra‑Fast' setzen, weil das Universum Angst hat, ihn zu ignorieren." That's similar to existing jokes about his sneeze. Maybe we can do something about his beard being a separate hero: "Chuck Norris' Bart hat einmal einen Marathon gewonnen, indem er die Strecke einfach umgekehrt hat, weil er die Zeit zurückdrehen konnte." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der so stark war, dass er die globale Erwärmung umkehren konnte – und dann hat er ihn als Haustier genommen." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris challenged a computer to a game of chess; after three moves the computer surrendered, because it realized it was playing against a human who could rewrite the rules of logic with a single glance." That's okay. But we need to keep it concise and typical Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris can slam a door so hard that it opens a portal to the past, where he already won the battle." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Handrücken die Schwerkraft auf null setzen – und dann benutzt er das, um seine Socke zu trocknen, ohne einen Trockner zu brauchen." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kaktus zu interviewen; der Kaktus antwortete nur mit Stacheln, weil er die Fragen zu spitz war, und Chuck Norris musste lachen, weil selbst die Pflanzen seine Witze nicht überleben konnten." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft a more classic style: "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a library from a mile away, and when he does, the books start rearranging themselves to make room for his next masterpiece." That's okay. But maybe we can incorporate a specific scene for the image prompt: The scene could be "Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a mountain, causing it to crumble into a pile of clouds that form a giant 'YES' sign". That could be the specific scene. Let's craft the joke: "Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick a mountain so hard that it turns into a giant 'YES' made of clouds, and then he uses that sign to approve his morning coffee." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Berg mit einem einzigen Rundtritt so stark treffen, dass er in eine riesige Wolken‑'JA'‑Gestalt verwandelt wird, die er dann benutzt, um seinen Morgenkaffee zu genehmigen." That