We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text etc? The instructions: "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields: joke_text is the full joke text (German). headline is short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption max 80 chars. image_prompt is English prompt for image generation, describing scene from joke. meta_title SEO title max 60 chars. meta_description SEO description max 160 chars. We must ensure uniqueness, no repeats. Provide a classic Chuck Norris style joke. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative, surprising, not offensive, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide unique content. We need to craft a joke: maybe something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to play a game of hide and seek with the GPS. The GPS surrendered and gave him the coordinates of the hidden treasure." Something like that. Must be unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to fetch. The cat fetched a mouse and handed it to him, then demanded a tribute." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a duel. The calendar lost, and since then every month has exactly 30 days." That's known but maybe okay but could be similar. We need something fresh: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a selfie stick to take a picture of himself from the future. The camera exploded, and the resulting photo is now the source of all internet memes." Might be okay. But must be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humorous. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach a computer to count to infinity. The computer responded with a stack overflow, and now every computer program has a hidden tribute to him." That's okay. But need to ensure uniqueness. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a time-traveling café. The barista served him a cup that was already empty, because Chuck Norris always drinks his coffee before it's brewed." That's unique. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris once tried to order a coffee at a time‑traveling café. The barista served him a cup that was already empty, because Chuck Norris always drinks his coffee before it's brewed." That's okay. Now we need fields: joke_text: the full joke text. headline: short headline max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris und der leere Kaffeebecher". meme_caption: max 80 chars, maybe "Wenn selbst der Kaffee schon fertig ist". Keep under 80. image_prompt: English prompt describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris holding an empty coffee cup in front of a time‑traveling café sign". So the prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris holding an empty coffee cup in front of a retro‑futuristic time‑traveling café sign. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaffeewitzel – Klassischer Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris Kaffeewitzel – Klassischer Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Kaffeewitzel(12)=25, space=26, – (dash) maybe 1 char =27, space=28, Klassischer(10)=38, space=39, Witz(4)=43. So 43 chars, okay under 60. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen leeren Kaffeebecher in einem Zeitreisen-Café – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen leeren Kaffeebecher in einem Zeitreisen-Café – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's maybe ~130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be fine. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as specified. Make sure headline max 80 chars. "Chuck Norris und der leere Kaffeebecher" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 und(3)=16 space=17 der(3)=20 space=21 leere(5)=26 space=27 Kaffeebecher(12)=39. So 39 chars, okay. meme_caption max 80 chars. "Wenn selbst der Kaffee schon fertig ist" length: Wenn(4) space=5 selbst(6)=11 space=12 der(3)=15 space=16 Kaffee(6)=22 space=23 schon(5)=28 space=29 fertig(6)=35 space=36 ist(3)=39. So 39 chars, okay. Now produce JSON. Check that image_prompt includes the required description and ends with "No text, no captions." Already included. Make sure meta_title max 60 chars. Our title is 43 chars, okay. meta_description max 160 chars. Let's count more precisely: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen leeren Kaffeebecher in einem Zeitreisen-Café – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters including spaces: Let's count: E(1)i2n3 space4k5u6r7z8e9n10,11 space12k13l14a15s16s17i18s19c20h21e22r23 space24C25h26u27c28