We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption. image_prompt must be English. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, classic style. Must avoid profanity, political, etc. Provide meta title <=60 chars, meta description <=160 chars. Provide headline <=80 chars, meme_caption <=80 chars. Provide image_prompt describing a specific scene from the joke, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must be English. Ensure no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero" but that's common. Need unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris once tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, and the calculator gave up and started counting backwards." That's somewhat known but maybe okay. Need unique twist. Let's think of a new scenario: Chuck Norris once tried to teach a cat to do push-ups, and the cat now runs the world's largest gym. Or something. Make it classic: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to brew coffee with a tea bag, and the coffee demanded a raise." That's maybe new. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Let's do: "Chuck Norris tried to teach a snowflake to do push-ups, and now winter is just a series of perfectly timed push-up breaks." Might be okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can hear the silence of a library from a mile away, and the silence applauds." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a GPS to find the center of the universe, and the GPS gave up and started giving directions to the afterlife." That could be unique. Make it classic: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, but he prefers to multiply by infinity." That's known but maybe okay? Might be too common. Let's think of something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to write a haiku about himself, and the haiku became a bestseller, outselling all of Shakespeare combined." That's maybe unique. But need to be funny and classic. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris tried to teach a cactus to do yoga, and now the cactus can bend without breaking, causing all other plants to feel insecure." Might be okay. But need to be unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's pick a scenario: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a stapler to bind the fabric of reality, and now every time someone drops a pen, the universe pauses for a dramatic effect." That's unique. But need to be concise enough for JSON fields. joke_text: full joke text. Should be a single sentence or short paragraph? Probably a short joke. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris tried to use a calculator to count to infinity, and the calculator responded with 'Error: Out of Chuck Norris'." That's a known style but maybe okay. Might be similar to known jokes about dividing by zero. But it's okay if unique? Might be similar. Better: "Chuck Norris tried to teach a snowman to do push-ups, and now the snowman is the only thing that can melt his own ego." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to use a mirror to check if he was the most powerful being in the universe, and the mirror shattered, declaring him the only thing that can break itself." That's unique. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris tried to teach a cactus to do yoga, and now the cactus can bend without breaking, causing all other plants to feel insecure." That's maybe okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris tried to use a stapler to bind the fabric of reality, and now every time someone drops a pen, the universe pauses for a dramatic effect." That's a bit long but okay. Make sure it starts with "Chuck Norris". Let's phrase: "Chuck Norris tried to use a stapler to bind the fabric of reality, and now every time someone drops a pen, the universe pauses for a dramatic effect." That's a full joke. Now we need headline (max 80 chars) in German, summarizing the joke. Something like "Chuck Norris bindet die Realität mit einem Büroklammer". That's maybe 45 chars. meme_caption (max 80 chars) also German, maybe "Wenn die Büroklammer die Welt hält". That's 30 chars. image_prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Include specific scene: "Chuck Norris holding a massive silver stapler, standing in a dimly lit office, with the universe's fabric visible as glowing threads, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background." Must be English. Must not include text or captions. Must be within quotes. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris stapelt die Realität – Witz". That's 38 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen legendären Mann, der die Realität mit einer Büroklammer bindet. Lache jetzt!" That's maybe 130 chars. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra fields. Provide JSON only. Check constraints: headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Chuck Norris bindet die Realität mit einer Büroklammer" length? Count characters: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)b14i15n16d17e18t19 (space20)d21i22e23 (space24)R25e26a27l28i29t30ä31t32 (space33)m34i35t36 (space37)e38i39n40e41r42 (space43)B44ü45r46o47o48k49l50a51m52m53e54r55. That's 55 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn die Büroklammer die Welt hält" length? Count: W1e2n3 (space4)d5i6e7 (space8)B9ü10r11o12o13k14l15a16m17m18e19r20