We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Example: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil er die Daten schneller verarbeitet als jede Firewall." But need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er nass wird." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so stark gebaut, dass er die Temperatur im gesamten Universum um 10°C senken konnte – und danach immer noch genug Platz für ein Bier hatte." Might be okay. But must be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er nass wird, indem er einfach mit einem Blick die Sonne anhalten lässt." That's okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". The joke_text should be the full joke text, presumably a single sentence or short paragraph. Headline: short, max 80 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Image prompt: English prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Must be in English. Must include "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest." Then [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? Actually we need to fill with specific scene from the joke. So we need to embed a scene description in English. For example: "Chuck Norris single-handedly stops a volcano by flexing his biceps, causing lava to freeze." Something like that. We need to produce image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a description of the scene from the joke. Must be in English. So maybe: "Chuck Norris halts a erupting volcano with a single stare, freezing lava mid-flow." That is the scene. Thus image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris halts a erupting volcano with a single stare, freezing lava mid-flow. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Witz: Der ultimative Klassiker". That's 38 characters maybe. Must be <=60. Meta description: SEO Description max 160 characters. Something like "Lache mit diesem klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch – einmalig, ironisch und perfekt für Memes." That's about 90 characters. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code fences. Just raw JSON. Fields: - joke_text: The full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. - image_prompt: as described. - meta_title: <=60 chars. - meta_description: <=160 chars. Let's craft joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, ohne dass er nass wird, indem er einfach die Sonne mit einem einzigen Blick anhalten lässt." That's okay but maybe too long. Let's make it shorter: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne im Sommer für einen Moment anhalten, damit ein Schneemann schmilzt, ohne nass zu werden." But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne im Sommer für einen Moment anhalten, damit ein Schneemann schmilzt, ohne nass zu werden." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne im Sommer für einen Moment anhalten, damit ein Schneemann schmilzt, ohne nass zu werden." That's a bit odd but okay. Let's think of a more classic Chuck Norris style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt bauen, dass selbst ein Eiswürfel friert." Hmm. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt bauen, dass selbst ein Eiswürfel friert – und danach immer noch genug Platz für ein Bier hat." That's funny. But must be unique. Let's go with: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kühlschrank so kalt bauen, dass selbst ein Eiswürfel friert – und danach immer noch genug Platz für ein Bier hat." That's a classic style. But does it start with "Chuck Norris"? Yes. Now headline: maybe "Der ultimative Kühlschrank-Witz". That's 20 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn selbst der Eiswürfel friert, ist es Chuck Norris Zeit." That's 49 chars. Image prompt: need to describe scene: "Chuck Norris builds a fridge so cold that even an ice cube freezes – and still has room for a beer." That's the scene. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris builds a fridge so cold that even an ice cube freezes – and still has room for a beer. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Check length? Not required but okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris Kühlschrank-Witz – Klassiker" That's 38 characters maybe. Meta description: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz über den kaltesten Kühlschrank – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters. Now ensure all fields are within limits. Check headline length: "Der ultimative Kühlschrank-Witz" length