We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text etc? The instructions: "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields: joke_text is the full joke text in German presumably. headline is short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption is image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt is English prompt for image generation. meta_title SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description SEO Description max 160 chars. We must avoid repetition, be unique. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative, surprising. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to produce a classic Chuck Norris joke: typical structure: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But we need a new one. Let's craft something: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where gravity is optional." That's maybe too generic. Let's think of something unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard." Or "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm in the Sahara by blinking." Let's craft something that starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, classic. Potential joke: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while skydiving, and the cube will rearrange itself to spell his name in Morse code." That's long but okay. But we need to keep it concise but still a joke. Let's produce something like: "Chuck Norris can make a cup of coffee brew itself just by staring at it, and the coffee will grant him infinite stamina for the next 24 hours." That's okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to existing jokes. Avoid typical "Chuck Norris can divide by zero". Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris can make the moon rise by flexing his biceps". That's typical but maybe okay. Better: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple 'hello world' program into a universe‑creating script just by typing it." That's unique. But we need to keep it as a joke text, maybe a short paragraph. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can write a 'Hello, World!' program that actually says 'Hello, Universe!' and the universe expands a little bit each time he runs it." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris programmiert das Universum". That's 27 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris 'Hello World' schreibt, expands das Universum". That's 58 chars. image_prompt: English prompt describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, and a specific scene from the joke. The scene: maybe "holding a glowing laptop that emits tiny galaxies". So we need to embed that. Prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a glowing laptop that emits tiny galaxies, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt das Universum expandieren". That's 38 chars. meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Hallo-Welt-Code das Universum zum Expandieren bringt. Lachen garantiert!" Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Hallo-Welt-Code das Universum zum Expandieren bringt. Lachen garantiert!" That's about 130 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repetition, unique. The joke must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Our joke_text starts with "Chuck Norris can write a 'Hello, World!' program..." That's fine. Make sure no similar to existing jokes. This is unique. Now produce JSON with fields exactly as requested. Check length constraints: - headline max 80 characters: "Chuck Norris programmiert das Universum" length? Count: "Chuck Norris programmiert das Universum" = 36 characters (including spaces). Good. - meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris 'Hello World' schreibt, expands das Universum" length? Let's count: characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris 'Hello World' schreibt, expands das Universum". That's about 61 characters. Good. - image_prompt: no length constraint but must be English and include scene. It's okay. - meta_title max 60 characters: "Chuck Norris lässt das Universum expandieren" length? Count: "Chuck Norris lässt das Universum expandieren" = 42 characters. Good. - meta_description max 160 characters: Let's count precisely: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Hallo-Welt-Code das Universum zum Expandieren bringt. Lachen garantiert!" Let's count characters including spaces: I'll approximate: "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einfacher Hallo-Welt-Code das Universum zum Expandieren bringt. Lachen garantiert!" Count: Entdecke(8) + space(1)=9 den(3)=12 space=13 ultimativen(11)=24 space=25 Chuck(5)=30 space=31 Norris(6)=37 space=38 Witz,(5)=43 space=44 bei(3)=47 space=48 dem(3)=51 space=52 ein(3)=55 space=56 einfacher(7)=63 space=64 Hallo-Welt-Code(13)=77 space=78 das(3)=81 space=82 Universum(9)=91 space=92 zum(3)=95 space=96 Expandieren(10)=106 space=107 bringt.(7)=114 space=115 Lachen(6)=121 space=122 garantiert!(11)=133 So 13