We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, joke starts with "Chuck Norris". Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Provide headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description of scene, meta title max 60 chars, meta description max 160 chars. No markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. We need to craft a joke: maybe "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Something like "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a black hole, swallowing the entire internet." But must be in German. Must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris kann einen Roundhouse-Kick so stark ausführen, dass er die Zeit zurückdreht und den Mond zum Leuchten bringt." That's okay but maybe not unique enough. We need to ensure uniqueness and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of a fresh scenario: Chuck Norris can program a computer using only his beard, causing the compiler to spontaneously generate a new programming language called "NorrisScript". Or Chuck Norris can make a coffee that gives him infinite energy, causing the sun to rise early. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaffee so stark brauen, dass er die Erde um 360 Grad dreht und den Tag doppelt so lang macht." That's a bit. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick einen Regenbogen erzeugen, der nicht nur Farben, sondern auch neue Wörter im Wörterbuch hervorbringt." That's unique. But need to be a joke, maybe a short statement. Classic style: "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door." That's known. Need unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, der nicht schmilzt, weil er die globale Erwärmung persönlich verbannt hat." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, der nicht schmilzt, weil er die globale Erwärmung persönlich verbannt hat." That's okay but maybe too long. Let's keep it concise. Joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann bauen, der nicht schmilzt, weil er die globale Erwärmung persönlich verbannt hat." Now headline: max 80 chars. Something like "Der unzerstörbare Schneemann". That's 20 chars. Meme_caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn selbst der Klimawandel vor Chuck Norris kapituliert". That's 48 chars. Image_prompt: English description of specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene: maybe "standing on a snowy mountain peak, holding a glowing snowball that never melts". Must include that. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He stands on a snowy mountain peak holding a glowing snowball that never melts, with a bright sunrise behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee nie schmelzen – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris lässt Schnee nie schmelzen – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 lässt(5)=18 space=19 Schnee(5)=24 space=25 nie(3)=28 space=29 schmelzen(8)=37 space=38 –(1?) Actually dash counts as char, space? Let's just make shorter: "Chuck Norris Schnee-Witz". That's 18 chars. But need SEO title maybe "Chuck Norris Schnee-Witz: Der unzerstörbare Schneemann". That's longer maybe >60. Let's keep under 60: "Chuck Norris Schnee-Witz: Unzerstörbarer Schneemann". Count: Chuck(5) space1=6 Norris(6)=12 space=13 Schnee-Witz:(10?) Actually "Schnee-Witz:" is 10 inc colon? Let's count precisely: "Schnee-Witz:" 10 inc colon? S(1)c2 h3 n4 e5 -6 W7 i8 t9 z10 :11. So plus space before? Let's just make "Chuck Norris Schnee-Witz". That's 18 characters. Good. Meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Schneemann, der nie schmilzt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein kurzer, klassischer Chuck Norris Witz über einen Schneemann, der nie schmilzt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: - joke_text: German joke string. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English description. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Make sure no extra fields. Now produce JSON without markdown code block. Check lengths: headline: "Der unzerstörbare Schneemann" length: count characters: D1 e2 r3 space4 u5 n6 z7 e8 r9 s10 ö11 r12 s13 t14 ö15 r16 b17 a18 r19 e20 n21 space22 S23 c24 h25 n26 e27 e28 m29 a30 n31 n32. That's 32 characters, okay. meme_caption: "Wenn selbst der Klimawandel vor Chuck Norris kapituliert" length: count: W1 e2 n3 space4 s5 e6 l7 b8 space9 d10 e11 r12 space13 K14 l15 i16 m17 a18 w19 e20 n21 d22 space23 v24 o25 r26 space27 C28 h29 u30 c31 k32 space3