We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be creative. Provide image_prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must not include text or captions in image prompt. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke that starts with "Chuck Norris". Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique. Could do something like: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Sudoku puzzle before it's even written." Must be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle, just by staring at it." That's maybe okay. But must be unique, not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a fresh one: "Chuck Norris can make a snowman melt just by breathing on it, because even snow respects his temperature." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller in a single blink, and the book becomes a bestseller before the ink dries." Might be okay. But need to be typical Chuck Norris: exaggeration of superhuman abilities, often with impossible feats, sometimes referencing math, physics, etc. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube while blindfolded, and the cube will rearrange itself to thank him." That's maybe too abstract. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a computer crash by simply thinking about it, because the machine fears his imagination." Might be okay. But need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Let's produce a joke_text like: "Chuck Norris can program a toaster to become a quantum computer just by whispering 'binary' into it." That's unique-ish. But need to be funny and typical. Maybe something about "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates a new element on the periodic table." That's cool. Let's decide: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number, and mathematicians worldwide start praying to him for the next one." That's a bit long but okay. Make sure it's unique and not a known joke. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Primzahl durch Kicks". That's within 80. Meme caption: max 80 chars, something like: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird die Mathematik neu definiert". That's within 80. Image prompt: English description of a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke. Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris delivering a roundhouse kick that creates a glowing prime number in the air". So image_prompt should include that. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that creates a glowing prime number swirling in the air, with an American flag background. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting." Make sure no text or captions. Meta title: max 60 chars. Something like: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Primzahl – Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris erschafft neue Primzahl – Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, erschafft(8)=21, space=22, neue(4)=26, space=27, Primzahl(8)=35, space=36, –(1)=37, space=38, Witz(4)=42. So 42 chars, okay. Meta description: max 160 chars. Something like: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem ein Kicks neue Primzahlen erzeugt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Ein humorvoller Chuck-Norris-Witz, bei dem ein Kicks neue Primzahlen erzeugt – perfekt für Memes und Lacher." That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, we have "Chuck Norris kreiert neue Primzahl durch Kicks" length? Count: Chuck(5) space=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, kreiert(7)=20, space=21, neue(4)=25, space=26, Primzahl(8)=34, space=35, durch(5)=40, space=41, Kicks(5)=46. So 46 chars, okay. Meme caption max 80 chars: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird die Mathematik neu definiert". Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, kickt,(6 inc comma?) Actually "kickt," is 6 inc comma? Let's count characters precisely: "Wenn Chuck Norris kickt, wird die Mathematik neu definiert". Let's count: W(1) e2 i3 f4 space5 C6 h7 u8 c9 k10 space11 N12 o13 r14 r15 i16 s17 space18 k19 i20 c21 k22 t23 ,24 space25 w26 i27 r28 d29 space30 d31 i32 e33 space34 M35 a36 t37 h38 e39 m40 a41 t42 i43 k44 space45 n46 e47 u48 space49 g50 e51 l52 e53 i54 ß55 e56 n57 space58 d59 e6