We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, no repeats. Must be funny, classic style. Provide image prompt in English describing scene from joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include specific scene from joke. Must not exceed length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a classic Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's English. German version: "Chuck Norris kann durch Null teilen." But we need something more creative. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schachzug gemacht, der das Schachbrett in ein Universum verwandelte." Not great. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass Eiswürfel im Gefrierfach zittern." Hmm. We need to start with "Chuck Norris". Could be: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, der dann die Schwerkraft umkehrte." Not classic. Classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick die Zeit anhalten." That's common but maybe okay but must be unique. We need to avoid similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris hat einen Kaktus als Haustier, und der Kaktus macht jetzt Yoga." Not typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrte." That's unique. But we need to ensure it's funny and typical. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einen Laserpointer benutzt, um das Internet zu streamen." Not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einen Schneeball in den Weltraum geschossen, und der hat die Milchstraße zum Leuchten gebracht." Hmm. Maybe we can do: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi geklaut, und der Kaugummi wurde zum neuen Mond." That's weird. We need to include a specific scene for image prompt. The image prompt must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Then "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]". So we need to embed the scene in the prompt. We need to produce English prompt for image generation: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." So we need to replace [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with a description of the scene from the joke. For example, if the joke is about Chuck Norris dividing by zero, the scene could be "holding a calculator that shows a zero division error". But we need to be specific. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kühlschrank so kalt gemacht, dass die Milch darin zu Eis wurde, bevor die Kuh geboren wurde." That's weird. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einen Schneemann gebaut, der dann die globale Erwärmung umkehrte, indem er ihn einfach anschaute." Not great. Maybe we can do: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kaugummi gekaut, der dann die Schwerkraft umkehrte, und plötzlich fiel die gesamte Erde nach oben." That's funny. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kaugummi gekaut, der die Schwerkraft umkehrte, sodass die Erde plötzlich nach oben fiel." That's a bit long but okay. We need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a more classic style: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Finger die entire Internetgeschwindigkeit erhöhen, indem er auf 'Enter' drückt." That's similar to known jokes but maybe okay. But we need to avoid similar to existing jokes. Let's craft something about "Chuck Norris hat einen Hammer benutzt, um einen Nagel in die Zeit zu schlagen, und plötzlich war das Wochenende immer Freitag." That's unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Hammer so geschwungen, dass er einen Nagel in die Vergangenheit schlug und damit das erste Wochenende der Menschheit erfand." That's a bit long. But we need to keep it concise for joke_text. It can be a short sentence. Let's decide on a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einen Hammer so geschwungen, dass er einen Nagel in die Vergangenheit schlug und damit das erste Wochenende erfand." That's okay. Now we need to embed a specific scene for image prompt. The scene could be "holding a hammer that is striking a glowing nail that emits time ripples". So the image prompt would include that. Now we need to fill fields: - joke_text: the full joke text, starting with "Chuck Norris". Must be German. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: short caption max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt describing hyper-realistic portrait etc., with specific scene. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. We must output JSON only, no markdown code fences. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einen Hammer so geschwungen, dass er einen Nagel in die Vergangenheit schlug und damit das erste Wochenende erfand." Check length: It's okay. headline: maybe "Chuck Norris erfand das Wochenende". That's 23 chars, under 80. meme_caption: maybe "Wenn der Hammer die Zeit knackt". That's 27 chars. image_prompt: Must be English, include the scene. Let's write: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding a massive hammer striking a glowing nail that emits swirling time ripples, set against a dramatic cinematic background with an American flag. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting." But we need to include "[Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]" replaced with the scene. So we can write: "Holding a massive hammer striking a glowing nail that emits swirling time ripples". That's the specific scene. Make sure no extra text beyond that. Now meta_title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Ch