We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with Chuck Norris or mention him. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must be funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris genre. Must avoid profanity, political, real suffering. Must be creative. We need to produce a joke text that starts with "Chuck Norris" or mentions him. Provide headline up to 80 chars, meme caption up to 80 chars, image prompt in English describing a hyper-realistic portrait etc with specific scene from the joke. Must be unique. We need to ensure JSON format, no markdown code block. Just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen, selbst wenn er nur einen Kaffeebecher hält." That's a bit generic. Need something more unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schneemann gebaut, der schmolz, weil er zu viel Wärme aus seiner eigenen Aura ausstrahlte." Hmm. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einen Kühlschrank erfunden, der nie mehr Strom braucht, weil er die Energie aus den Träumen der Menschen sammelt." That's okay. But need to be typical Chuck Norris: exaggeration of superhuman abilities, often about counting, roundhouse kicks, etc. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Fingertipp den Mond aus der Umlaufbahn holen und als Nachtlampe benutzen." That's okay. But need to be unique and not repeat existing jokes. Let's think of a scenario: He once challenged a calendar to a fight and won, causing the year to end early. Joke: "Chuck Norris hat den Kalender herausgefordert, ihn zu schlagen, und als er gewann, wurde der 31. Dezember zum 32. Tag – weil er keine Pause kennt." That's unique. Let's craft full joke text: "Chuck Norris hat den Kalender herausgefordert, ihn zu schlagen, und als er gewann, wurde der 31. Dezember zum 32. Tag – weil er keine Pause kennt." That starts with Chuck Norris. It's unique. Now headline: maybe "Kalender-Challenge: Chuck Norris macht extra Tage". Must be <=80 chars. Meme caption: maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kalender schlägt, gibt's immer einen Extra-Tag". Must be <=80 chars. Image prompt: Need to describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene from the joke: maybe "holding a giant calendar page with the number 32 highlighted, standing on a mountain of calendars". Provide English prompt. Meta title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt den Kalender scheitern – Extra Tag". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt den Kalender scheitern – Extra Tag" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, lässt(5)=18, space=19, den(3)=22, space=23, Kalender(8)=31, space=32, scheitern(8)=40, space=41, –(1)=42, space=43, Extra(5)=48, space=49, Tag(3)=52. So 52 chars, okay. Meta description max 160 chars: Something like "Chuck Norris fordert den Kalender heraus, schlägt ihn und erschafft einen zusätzlichen Tag – ein klassischer Action-Held-Witz." Count characters: Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris fordert den Kalender heraus, schlägt ihn und erschafft einen zusätzlichen Tag – ein klassischer Action-Held-Witz." That's maybe ~120 chars, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Fields: - joke_text: the full joke text in German. - headline: short headline max 80 chars. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 chars. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing scene. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 chars. Make sure no extra fields. Now craft image_prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene: "holding a giant calendar page with the number 32 highlighted, standing on a mountain of calendars". Also mention "photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is holding a giant calendar page showing the number 32, standing on a mountain of calendars, with dramatic cinematic lighting and an American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Now ensure JSON formatting: keys with double quotes, values as strings. Check lengths: - headline <=80 chars. Let's count: "Kalender-Challenge: Chuck Norris macht extra Tage". Count: Kalender(9) + - (1) =10, Challenge:(10) =20, : (1) =21, space=22, Chuck(5)=27, space=28, Norris(6)=34, space=35, macht(5)=40, space=41, extra(5)=46, space=47, Tage(4)=51. So 51 chars, okay. - meme_caption <=80 chars. "Wenn Chuck Norris den Kalender schlägt, gibt's immer einen Extra-Tag". Count: Wenn(4) space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, den(3)=21, space=22, Kalender(8)=30, space=31, schlägt,(7 inc comma?) Actually "schlägt," is 7 inc comma? Let's just approximate total maybe 70. Should be fine. Now meta_title <=60 chars. "Chuck Norris lässt den Kalender scheitern – Extra Tag" we counted 52, okay. Meta_description <=160 chars. Let's count roughly: "Chuck Norris fordert den Kalender heraus, schlägt ihn und erschafft einen zusätzlichen Tag