We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption, meta_title, meta_description? Probably meta_title and meta_description can be English? But likely also German. The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." So everything in German. Provide JSON without markdown code blocks. Must ensure fields length constraints: headline max 80 characters, meme_caption max 80 characters, meta_title max 60 characters, meta_description max 160 characters. Also image_prompt must be English prompt for image generation, describing scene. Must be unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative, surprising. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering, etc. We need to craft a joke: something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about Chuck Norris ordering a coffee that causes the universe to reboot. Or Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new star. Must be unique. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear by staring at it." Not sure. We need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to known jokes. Let's create a new one: "Chuck Norris can write a bestseller with a single blink of his eye, and the book becomes a bestseller before it's even finished." That's maybe not typical. Better: "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded while simultaneously training a team of dolphins to perform quantum physics." That's too long. We need a short joke text that is funny and typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, impossible feats, humor. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only shatters a mountain but also rewrites the laws of physics to make the mountain apologize." That's too long. We need a concise joke text, maybe one sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can turn a simple coffee break into a worldwide phenomenon that forces every coffee machine on Earth to brew the perfect espresso on command." That's long but okay. But we need to keep joke_text as a single string, maybe a short punchline. Let's do: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that not only splits the atom but also splits the internet into two separate internets, each ruled by his will." That's maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that splits the internet into two separate internets, each ruled by his will." That's okay. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. The joke_text must be German. So maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt das Internet in zwei Hälften spalten und jede Hälfte nach seinem eigenen Code neu programmieren." That's a German sentence. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's English. In German: "Chuck Norris kann durch Null teilen." That's a known joke but maybe not unique? It's common. Better to create something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass die Zeit für alle anderen stehen bleibt, während er weiter im Takt bleibt." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON. Let's craft a concise joke: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass die Uhr für alle anderen stehen bleibt, während er weiter im Takt bleibt." That's okay. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass die Uhr für alle anderen stehen bleibt, während er weiter im Takt bleibt." That's a bit long but okay. We need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. That seems okay. Now we need headline: short, max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris und der unaufhaltsame Kaugummi". That's 30 characters. Meme caption: max 80 characters, maybe "Wenn Chuck Norris kaut, bleibt die Welt im Takt". That's 44 characters. Image prompt: English description of scene. Must include specific scene from the joke. So we need to describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Then specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris kauft einen Kaugummi und die Uhr steht still". So image prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, holding a bright pink bubblegum, with a frozen clock on the wall behind him, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to keep it within the prompt format: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with English description of the scene: maybe "holding a pink bubblegum that freezes a wall clock". So full prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Holding a bright pink bubblegum that freezes a wall clock behind him. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris Kaugummi-Zauber: Zeit einfrieren". That's 38 characters. Meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kaugummi die Uhr für alle stoppt – ein klassischer, humorvoller Auftritt des Actionhelden." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein einziger Kaugummi die Uhr für alle stoppt – ein klassischer, humorvoller Auftritt des Actionhelden." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correct and no extra text. Must be valid JSON. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann einen Kaugummi so kauen, dass die Uhr für