We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." So the joke_text should be in German. Headline likely also German, meme_caption German. image_prompt must be English (as per spec). meta_title and meta_description presumably English? Not specified but likely English SEO. Must follow constraints: no repeats, unique, start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Provide unique content. We need to craft a classic Chuck Norris joke: e.g., "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But need German version, unique. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann jede Division durch Null durchführen, selbst wenn das Ergebnis Unendlichkeit ist." But need to start with Chuck Norris. Must be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kreis zu quadrieren – und der Kreis hat sich selbst in ein Quadrat verwandelt, weil er Angst vor dem Unmöglichen hat." That's a bit different. But must be "klassisch Chuck Norris Witz" style: exaggeration, impossible feats. Something like: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Schweigen bringen, selbst wenn es nur ein Meme ist." That might be okay. But need to ensure uniqueness and not similar to known jokes. Let's think of a unique scenario: Chuck Norris once challenged a calendar to a fight, and the calendar surrendered because it couldn't handle the pressure of his "date" with destiny. Something like that. We need to output JSON with fields. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal versucht, einen Kuchen zu backen, ohne ein Rezept zu haben – und der Kuchen hat das Ergebnis selbst erfunden, weil er zu faul war, die Anleitung zu lesen." But must start with Chuck Norris. That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not similar to existing jokes. Let's think of something more classic: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Niesen die Schwerkraft umkehren." That's similar to known jokes about gravity. Might be too common. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Schachzug gemacht, der das Universum zum Schachspiel zwang – und der König musste resignieren, weil er nicht mit seiner Macht mithalten konnte." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough? Not specified length. Just must be funny. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Regenbogen herausgefordert, einen Tanzwettbewerb zu gewinnen – und der Regenbogen hat sofort aufgehört zu leuchten, weil er Angst hatte, von seiner eigenen Farbe übertrumpft zu werden." That's whimsical. But need to start with Chuck Norris. It does. Now headline: max 80 characters, short. Something like "Der Kuchen ohne Rezept – Chuck Norris vs. Backen". That's within 80. meme_caption: max 80 characters, a caption for meme. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris backt, wird das Rezept zum Mythos". That's okay. image_prompt: English prompt for image generation, describing specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "Chuck Norris stands triumphantly over a glowing, sentient cake that is dancing". So image_prompt should include that. Let's craft: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, standing triumphantly over a glowing, sentient cake that is dancing, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris backt Kuchen – Der unglaubliche Witz". Count characters: "Chuck Norris backt Kuchen – Der unglaubliche Witz" length? Let's count: Chuck(5) space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, backt(5)=18, space=19, Kuchen(6)=25, space=26, – (dash) maybe 1=27, space=28, Der(3)=31, space=32, unglaubliche(12)=44, space=45, Witz(4)=49. So 49 characters, okay. meta_description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kuchen das Backen revolutioniert – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." Count characters: Let's approximate under 160. It's okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Just raw JSON. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should not be similar to known jokes. Our joke is about a cake that invents its own recipe. That's unique. Make sure headline max 80 characters. Let's count: "Der Kuchen ohne Rezept – Chuck Norris vs. Backen". Count: Der(3)=3, space=4, Kuchen(6)=10, space=11, ohne(4)=15, space=16, Rezept(6)=22, space=23, –(1)=24, space=25, Chuck(5)=30, space=31, Norris(6)=37, space=38, vs(2)=40, space=41, Backen(6)=47. So 47 characters, okay. meme_caption max 80 characters: "Wenn Chuck Norris backt, wird das Rezept zum Mythos". Count: Wenn(4)=4, space=5, Chuck(5)=10, space=11, Norris(6)=17, space=18, backt,(6 inc comma?) Actually "backt," is 6 inc comma? Let's count characters precisely: "backt," length 6 (b a c k t ,). So 18+6=24, space=25, das(3)=28, space=29, Rezept(6)=35, space=36, zum(3)=39, space=40, Mythos(6)=