We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text, headline, meme_caption? The prompt says "Erstelle einen lustigen, klassischen Chuck Norris Witz auf Deutsch." The JSON fields: joke_text is the full joke text (German). headline is short headline max 80 chars. meme_caption is image caption max 80 chars. image_prompt is English prompt for image generation describing scene from joke. meta_title SEO Title max 60 chars. meta_description SEO Description max 160 chars. We must ensure uniqueness, no repeats. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be creative, surprising. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must avoid similar formulations to existing jokes. Must be unique. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code block. So just raw JSON. Let's craft a joke: Something like "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's classic but maybe too common. Need unique twist. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number." Or "Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while skydiving." But must be typical Chuck Norris style: exaggeration, invincibility. Let's think: "Chuck Norris can make a snowstorm disappear with a single stare." Or "Chuck Norris can turn water into wine without a miracle." Hmm. We need a full joke text, maybe a short story: "Chuck Norris once challenged a mountain to a push‑up contest. After the first rep, the mountain bowed and became a hill." Something like that. Make sure it's unique. Let's craft: joke_text: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new prime number, and the universe instantly recalculates all math textbooks to list it as the first prime." But need to be in German. Let's translate: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Seitenschlag eine neue Primzahl erzeugen, und das Universum passt sofort alle Mathe‑Bücher an, damit sie sie als die erste Primzahl aufführen." But need to be funny and typical. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft so stark erhöhen, dass selbst seine eigenen Schatten Gewicht haben." Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Rundtritt ausführen, der die Schwerkraft so stark erhöht, dass selbst seine eigenen Schatten ein Eigengewicht von 1000 Kilogramm haben." But need to be unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er sofort als seinen persönlichen Trainingsplatz nutzte." That's creative. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." Good. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der ultimative Rundtritt-Chuck-Norris-Witz". That's okay. meme_caption: max 80 chars, image caption. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris trainiert, wird die Schwerkraft zur Option." image_prompt: English prompt for image generation: Must describe a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene from the joke. The joke involves "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Rundtritt ausführen, der die Schwerkraft so stark erhöht, dass selbst seine eigenen Schatten ein Eigengewicht von 1000 Kilogramm haben." So the scene could be: "Chuck Norris führt einen mächtigen Rundtritt aus, während seine Schatten mit 1000 kg Gewicht an einer riesigen Waage hängen, im Hintergrund eine amerikanische Flagge." We need to write English prompt describing that scene. So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a powerful roundhouse kick that causes his shadows to hang on a massive scale weighing 1000 kilograms, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions." Now meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris Rundtritt – Der ultimative Witz". Count characters: Let's count: "Chuck Norris Rundtritt – Der ultimative Witz" length? Count: Chuck(5) + space(1)=6, Norris(6)=12, space=13, Rundtritt(9)=22, space=23, – (dash) maybe 1 char=24, space=25, Der(3)=28, space=29, ultimative(10)=39, space=40, Witz(4)=44. So 44 chars, okay under 60. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt die Schwerkraft so stark erhöht, dass seine Schatten 1000 kg wiegen – garantiert zum Lachen!" Count characters: Let's approximate under 160. Should be okay. Now ensure JSON fields are correctly quoted, no extra fields. Check constraints: No repeated jokes, unique. Should be okay. Now produce JSON only, no markdown. Let's craft final JSON: { "joke_text": "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Schwerkraft so stark erhöhen, dass selbst seine eigenen Schatten ein Eigengewicht von 1000 Kilogramm haben.", "headline": "Der ultimative Rundtritt-Chuck-Norris-Witz", "meme_caption": "Wenn Chuck Norris trainiert, wird die Schwerkraft zur Option.", "image_prompt": "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, performing a powerful roundhouse kick that causes his shadows to hang on a massive scale weighing 1000 kilograms, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background, photorealistic action movie poster, no text, no captions.", "meta_title": "Chuck Norris Rundtritt – Der ultimative Witz", "meta_description": "Entdecke den legendären Chuck‑Norris‑Witz, bei dem ein einziger Rundtritt die Schwerkraft so stark erhöht, dass seine Schatten 1000 kg wiegen – garantiert zum Lachen