We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing jokes. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. Must avoid repeats, no profanity, no politics, no real suffering. Must be unique. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Also mention "No text, no captions." Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. Must be unique. We need to craft a joke. Let's think of a unique Chuck Norris joke: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's common. Need something unique. Maybe "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that creates a new dimension where the sky is green." That's maybe too generic. Let's think of something more specific: "Chuck Norris can program a computer to solve the halting problem using only a single roundhouse kick." That's also known. Need something fresh. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a coffee so strong that it powers the entire United States for a year, and the coffee never gets cold." That's okay but maybe not classic enough. Better: "Chuck Norris can read the entire source code of the internet just by looking at it, and then rewrite it to make it faster." That's also known. We need something unique. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that instantly sorts any list of numbers, even if the list contains infinite elements." That's unique. But must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. So start with "Chuck Norris kann..." in German. The joke_text must be the full joke text in German. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann jede Aufgabe erledigen, indem er einfach einen einzigen Rundtritt ausführt – selbst wenn es darum geht, die Quantenverschränkung zu erklären." That's maybe okay. But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a scenario: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kuchen gebacken, indem er nur mit einem einzigen Auge geblinzelt hat, und der Kuchen wurde zum Weltwunder erklärt." That might be too silly. Better: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Rundtritt ausführen, der die Schwerkraft für 0,0001 Sekunden umkehrt, sodass er über New York fliegen kann, ohne ein Flugzeug zu benutzen." That's unique. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. The joke_text can be a short sentence. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt die Zeit zurücksetzen, sodass er gestern noch das Frühstück essen kann, das er heute morgen schon gegessen hat." That's a bit confusing. Maybe: "Chuck Norris kann einen einzigen Rundtritt ausführen, der das Universum in ein Spiel von Schach verwandelt, bei dem er immer gewinnt, selbst gegen sich selbst." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." That's known. We need something else. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that generates a new prime number larger than any known prime, just by thinking about it." That's unique. But we need to phrase in German: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt eine neue Primzahl erzeugen, die größer ist als jede bekannte Primzahl, nur indem er daran denkt." That's okay. But we need to ensure it's funny and typical. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, indem er die Datenpakete in eine andere Dimension schickt, die nur er sehen kann." That might be okay. But we need to be careful about uniqueness. Let's think of a scenario that hasn't been used: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that rewrites the laws of physics, causing bananas to peel themselves." That's maybe too generic. Maybe: "Chuck Norris can make a roundhouse kick that turns any spoken lie into a fact, but only if the lie is about pizza." That's unique. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt jede Lüge, die über Pizza erzählt wird, zur unwiderlegbaren Wahrheit machen – selbst wenn sie noch nie jemand gesagt hat." That's funny. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text could be: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Rundtritt jede Lüge, die über Pizza erzählt wird, zur unwiderlegbaren Wahrheit machen – selbst wenn sie noch nie jemand gesagt hat." That's a unique twist. It's funny, ironic, typical Chuck Norris style. Now we need headline: max 80 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris macht Lügen über Pizza zur Wahrheit". That's 44 characters maybe. Meme caption: max 80 characters. Something like "Wenn Chuck Norris lacht, wird jede Pizza-Lüge wahr". That's maybe 53 characters. Image prompt: Must be English, describing a hyper-realistic portrait of a tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. Include specific scene from the joke. Also "No text, no captions." Must be photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. The specific scene from the joke: "Chuck Norris makes a roundhouse kick that turns any lie about pizza into an undeniable truth". So we need to depict that scene: maybe Chuck Norris mid-kick, with pizza-related imagery? But we need to incorporate the scene: maybe a pizza box floating, a lie turning into a fact, etc. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris performing a roundhouse kick that transforms a floating pizza box into a glowing truth aura, with pizza slices turning into golden statements". But we need to keep it concise. Prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest. He is mid-roundhouse kick that transforms a floating pizza box into a glowing aura of truth, pizza slices turning into golden statements. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." That's okay. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris verwandelt Pizza-Lügen in Wahrheit". That's 44 characters. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Entdecke den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei