We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...
We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German language. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be unique, not repeat existing jokes. Must be funny, classic Chuck Norris style. Must avoid profanity, politics, real suffering. Must be unique. We need to create a joke. Something like: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero." But that's common. Need unique. Maybe something about his beard, his ability to make the sun rise at will, etc. Must be unique. We need to produce JSON only, no markdown code blocks. So just raw JSON. Fields: - joke_text: full joke text in German, starting with "Chuck Norris". Should be a joke, maybe a short story. - headline: short headline max 80 characters. - meme_caption: image caption max 80 characters. - image_prompt: English prompt for image generation describing scene, hyper-realistic portrait etc. Must include [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] placeholder? The instruction says: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill that with specific scene from the joke. So include something like "Chuck Norris single-handedly lifts a mountain to prove a point". Must be in English. - meta_title: SEO Title max 60 characters. - meta_description: SEO Description max 160 characters. All must be within limits. We must ensure no markdown code blocks. Just plain JSON. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick die Uhr zum Stillstand bringen, weil die Zeit Angst hat, ihn zu treffen." But maybe better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent." But need to be unique. Let's think of a classic style: "Chuck Norris kann einen Schneemann im Sommer zum Schmelzen bringen, nur indem er ihn anschaut." Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Laptop mit einem einzigen Rundtritt in die Luft geworfen, und das Ergebnis war ein neues Betriebssystem, das nur von ihm gestartet werden kann." But need to be unique and not repeating known jokes. Maybe: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Tornado mit einem einzigen Finger umgedreht, nur um zu zeigen, dass er keine Angst vor Wind hat." But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". So the joke_text must start with "Chuck Norris". Could be a single sentence or short paragraph. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaktus in ein Blumenbeet gepflanzt, und innerhalb von Sekunden blühte das ganze Land mit Rosen – weil er die Natur nach seinem Willen neu ordnete." But maybe too long. Better: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernzucken das Wetter auf der gesamten Erde ändern – selbst die Sonne bittet ihn um Erlaubnis, zu scheinen." That is unique. Let's produce joke_text: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Wimpernzucken das Wetter auf der gesamten Erde ändern – selbst die Sonne bittet ihn um Erlaubnis, zu scheinen." That's okay. Now headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne um Erlaubnis bitten". That's 38 characters. Meme caption: max 80 chars. Something like "Wenn die Sonne Chuck Norris um Erlaubnis bittet". That's 44 characters. Image prompt: Must be English, describing hyper-realistic portrait of tough legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz]. Then "Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." We need to fill [Spezifische Szene aus dem Witz] with something from the joke: maybe "Chuck Norris winks, causing the sun to pause". So we can write: "Chuck Norris winks, causing the sun to pause". So the prompt becomes: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris winks, causing the sun to pause. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. Meta title: max 60 characters. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne um Erlaubnis bitten". That's 44 characters. Meta description: max 160 characters. Something like "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem selbst die Sonne um Erlaubnis bittet, zu scheinen – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." Count characters: let's count roughly: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem selbst die Sonne um Erlaubnis bittet, zu scheinen – humorvoll, einzigartig und komplett frei erfunden." That's about 130 characters, okay. Now ensure all fields are within limits. Check headline length: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne um Erlaubnis bitten" length: count characters including spaces: "Chuck"5, space1=6, "Norris"6 =>12, space=13, "lässt"4 =>17, space=18, "die"3 =>21, space=22, "Sonne"5 =>27, space=28, "um"2 =>30, space=31, "Erlaubnis"9 =>40, space=41, "bitten"6 =>47. So 47 characters, okay (<80). Meme caption: "Wenn die Sonne Chuck Norris um Erlaubnis bittet" length: count: "Wenn"4, space5, "die"3 =>8, space9, "Sonne"5 =>14, space15, "Chuck"5 =>20, space21, "Norris"6 =>27, space28, "um"2 =>30, space31, "Erlaubnis"9 =>40, space41, "bittet"6 =>47. So 47 characters, okay. Meta title: "Chuck Norris lässt die Sonne um Erlaubnis bitten" is 47 characters, okay (<60). Good. Meta description length: Let's count precisely: "Ein klassischer Chuck Norris Witz