We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be in German, no markdown code blocks. Must be unique, start with "Chuck Norris". Must be funny, classic. Provide image prompt in English describing scene. Must be within length constraints: headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. Ensure JSON format only, no extra text. Must avoid repeats. Provide unique content. Let's craft a joke: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Blick das Internet zum Stillstand bringen, weil selbst die Server Angst haben, ihn zu überlasten." But need to be unique. Maybe something about his beard causing earthquakes? Classic: "Chuck Norris kann mit einem einzigen Haarschnitt das Wetter um 10 Grad ändern." Let's think. Better: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent." That's classic. Let's craft: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er sofort als Trainingsgelände nutzte." That's okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So start with that phrase. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris hat einmal einen Kaugummi gekaut, und daraus entstand ein neuer Kontinent, den er sofort als Trainingsgelände nutzte." Headline: maybe "Kaugummi-Kontinent" (max 80 chars). That's fine. Meme caption: "Wenn der Kaugummi mehr Power hat als die Erde" (max 80 chars). Count: "Wenn der Kaugummi mehr Power hat als die Erde" length? Let's count characters: 44 approx, okay. Image prompt: need English description: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. Chuck Norris chews a massive pink bubblegum that expands into a floating continent shaped like a giant dumbbell, with tiny villages on it, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's within constraints? No length limit given for image_prompt, but must be English. Meta title: up to 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi zum Kontinent werden". Count characters: let's count: "Chuck Norris lässt Kaugummi zum Kontinent werden" length: 44? Let's count precisely: C(1)h2u3c4k5 (space6)N7o8r9r10i11s12 (space13)l14ä15s16s17t18 (space19)K20a21u22g23u24m25m26i27 (space28)z29u30m31 (space32)K33o34n35t36i37n38e39n40t41 (space42)e43r44w45e46r47e48n49. That's 49 characters, okay under 60. Meta description: up to 160 chars. Something like "Erlebe den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kaugummi einen neuen Kontinent erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Erlebe den ultimativen Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem ein Kaugummi einen neuen Kontinent erschafft – perfekt für Memes und Lacher!" Let's count: E1 r2 l3 e4 b5 e6 (space7) d8 e9 n10 (space11) u12 l13 t14 i15 m16 a17 t18 i19 v20 e21 n22 (space23) C24 h25 u26 c27 k28 (space29) N30 o31 r32 r33 i34 s35 (space36) W37 i38 t39 z40 ,41 (space42) b43 e44 i45 (space46) d47 e48 m49 (space50) e51 i52 n53 (space54) K55 a56 u57 g58 u59 m60 m61 i62 (space63) e64 i65 n66 e67 n68 (space69) n70 e71 u72 e73 n74 (space75) K76 o77 n78 t79 i80 n81 e82 n83 t84 (space85) e86 r87 s88 c89 h90 a91 f92 t93 –94 (space95) p96 e97 r98 f99 e100 k101 t102 (space103) f104 ü105 r106 (space107) M108 e109 m110 e111 s112 (space113) u114 n115 d116 (space117) L118 a119 c120 h121 e122 r123 !124. That's 124 characters, under 160. Now ensure JSON fields are correct. Provide JSON only, no extra text. Ensure no markdown code block. Provide fields exactly as requested: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, we have "Kaugummi-Kontinent" (15 chars). Good. Meme caption max 80 chars, we have "Wenn der Kaugummi mehr Power hat als die Erde" length? Let's count: "Wenn der Kaugummi mehr Power hat als die Erde" characters: W1 e2 i3 n4 (space5) d6 e7 r8 (space9) K10 a11 u12 g13 u14 m15 m16 i17 (space18) m19 e20 h21 r22 (space23) P24 o25 w26 e27 r28 (space29) h30 a31 t32 (space33)