We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_pro...

We need to output JSON with fields: joke_text, headline, meme_caption, image_prompt, meta_title, meta_description. Must be German language for joke_text etc. Headline max 80 chars, meme_caption max 80 chars, image_prompt English description, meta_title max 60 chars, meta_description max 160 chars. We must create a classic Chuck Norris joke, unique, not repeating existing ones. Must start with "Chuck Norris" or mention him. Must be funny, ironic, typical genre. No profanity, no politics, no real suffering. We need to ensure uniqueness and avoid similar to known jokes. Let's craft a new joke: maybe about his beard being so powerful it can shave itself, or about his beard being used as a Wi-Fi antenna. Something unique. Example: "Chuck Norris can divide by zero, and the universe still respects his beard." But need to be unique. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to grow a beard on his Wi‑Fi router, and now every device gets a perfect signal because the beard itself is the router." That's a bit weird. Better: "Chuck Norris's beard is so legendary that it has its own zip code, and mail carriers still get lost trying to deliver to it." That might be okay. But must start with "Chuck Norris". So: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach his beard to code, and now the beard writes its own algorithms in binary." That's okay. But need to be classic Chuck Norris style: exaggeration about his strength, skill, etc. Perhaps: "Chuck Norris can grow a beard so dense that it blocks all sunlight, causing a permanent eclipse over his hometown." That's okay. But we need a joke that is unique and not repeating known jokes. Let's craft something about his beard being used as a parachute for a falling star. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once used his beard as a parachute to catch a falling star, and now the star works as a nightlight for his bedroom." That's whimsical. But we need to keep it short enough for JSON fields. Let's produce: joke_text: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach his beard to code, and now the beard writes its own algorithms in binary, making every computer crash with a single wink." But that might be too long. Keep it concise. Maybe: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach his beard to code, and now the beard writes its own algorithms in binary, causing every computer to reboot in awe." But we need to ensure uniqueness. Let's think of a fresh angle: "Chuck Norris's beard is so powerful that it can power a whole city just by blinking." That's classic. But we need to start with "Chuck Norris". Let's craft: "Chuck Norris once tried to grow a beard so dense that it became a black hole, and now every missing sock in the world disappears into it." That's unique. But maybe better: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach his beard to surf, and now the beard rides the internet's biggest waves, delivering memes faster than any server." That's okay. Let's pick one: "Chuck Norris once tried to teach his beard to surf, and now the beard rides the internet's biggest waves, delivering memes faster than any server." That's a unique twist. Now we need headline: short, max 80 chars. Something like "Der Bart, der das Internet surfet". That's 27 chars. meme_caption: max 80 chars, something like "Wenn der Bart mehr Daten liefert als das Netzwerk". That's 49 chars. image_prompt: English description for image generation. Must include specific scene from the joke. Must be hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build. Black sleeveless vest. [Specific scene from the joke]. Photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions. We need to embed the specific scene: maybe "surfing on a wave of binary code made of glowing 0s and 1s". So image_prompt: "A hyper-realistic portrait of a tough, legendary action hero man in his 50s with reddish-brown hair, thick reddish beard, piercing eyes, muscular build, black sleeveless vest, surfing on a massive wave of glowing binary code (0s and 1s) that forms an internet wave, photorealistic action movie poster, dramatic cinematic lighting, American flag background. No text, no captions." Make sure it's English. meta_title: SEO Title max 60 chars. Something like "Chuck Norris' Bart surft das Internet – Witz". That's 44 chars. meta_description: max 160 chars. Something like "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein Bart das Internet surft und Binary-Wellen surft – garantiert zum Lachen!" Count characters: let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein Bart das Internet surft und Binary-Wellen surft – garantiert zum Lachen!" That's about 106 characters, okay. Now ensure JSON format, no markdown code blocks. Provide just JSON. Check constraints: headline max 80 chars, we have "Der Bart, der das Internet surfet" (27). meme_caption max 80 chars, we have "Wenn der Bart mehr Daten liefert als das Netzwerk" (49). Good. image_prompt must be English, we have that. meta_title max 60 chars: "Chuck Norris' Bart surft das Internet – Witz" length? Count: "Chuck Norris' Bart surft das Internet – Witz" = 40? Let's count: C1 h2 u3 c4 k5 space6 N7 o8 r9 r10 i11 s12 space13 '14 B15 a16 r17 t18 space19 s20 u21 r22 f23 t24 space25 d26 a27 s28 space29 I30 n31 t32 e33 r34 n35 e36 t37 space38 –39 space40 W41 i42 t43 z44. So 44 characters, okay. meta_description max 160 chars: we need to ensure <=160. Let's count roughly: "Entdecke den legendären Chuck Norris Witz, bei dem sein Bart das Internet surft und Binary-Wellen surft – garantiert zum Lachen!" Let's count characters including spaces: I'll count precisely. String: Entdecke (8) + space (1) =9 den (3) =>12 space =>13 legendären (10) =>23 space